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   Message 87,230 of 88,286   
   Mark K Bilbo to AllSeeing-I   
   Re: Evolution ? shot down with a single    
   20 Jul 10 01:06:31   
   
   e7d54f71   
   XPost: alt.athiesm, alt.atheism, alt.talk.creationism   
   From: gmail@com.mkbilbo   
      
   On Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:47:08 -0700, AllSeeing-I wrote:   
      
   > On Jul 19, 3:16 pm, SkyEyes  wrote:   
   >> On Jul 19, 10:54 am, Caranx latus  wrote:   
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   >> > On Jul 19, 10:49 am, AllSeeing-I  wrote:   
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   >> > > On Jul 19, 8:48 am, Rinaldo of Capadoccia   
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   >> > > > A ham sandwich is superior over god.   
   >> > > > I'll prove it to you by logic:   
   >> > > > 1) Nothing is better than god.   
   >> > > > 2) A ham sandwich is better than Nothing. 3) Therefore, by the   
   >> > > > transitive principle, a ham sandwich is better than god.    QED   
   >>   
   >> > > Until all that PORK causes your chest to squeeze in pain from a   
   >> > > heart attack of course.   
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   >> > > Then...   
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   >> > > You will find nothing better to call out to then ---God.   
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   >> > I suspect that even you, [M]adman, would call out to 9-1-1 rather   
   >> > than God.   
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   >> Sure he would.  He believes that "science" is evil, but we alll know   
   >> he'll be the first one in line at the ER whenever something goes wrong   
   >> with his health.   
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   >> Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34   
   >> BAAWA Knight   
   >> EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding skyeyes nine at   
   >> cox dot net- Hide quoted text -   
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   > Jesus told us to use mammon wealth toots.   
   >   
   > Which would include your silly science, the science that you worship as   
   > a god   
      
   Another way for Allpeeing to say "I don't actually have any faith in this   
   god thing I talk about and I rely on science as much as you atheists and   
   the only difference between us is I like to make myself feel superior by   
   claiming to have an imaginary friend".   
      
   --   
   Mark K. Bilbo                a.a. #1423   
   EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion   
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