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   ristian.last-days   
   From: GlennR@teranews.com   
      
   "Morbidly Obese Rightist Glutton In A SUV"  wrote in   
   message   
   news:Xns9EC7D65B92BF7chang@194.177.98.144...   
   : Most rightists need SUVs to get around because they're too fat to get around   
   : any other way and assholes with a 56" waistline can't fit in anything smaller   
   : than a hummer when it comes to going out to buy beer to while the day away   
   : because Obama hasn't got them a job yet.   
   :   
      
      
   that's why hillbillies drive pickup trucks,   
      
   their fat hog, hillbilly wives exceed the load limit for every passenger car   
   made   
   but with a truck yall can jest hoist them into the back, ifn yall got a 1 ton   
   hoist that is,   
      
   now it be a little more difficult once they gits to the wal mart, then they be   
   needinn   
   a ramp to roll em off and back on after they git done collectin all the   
   hostess ho   
   hos and ding dongs,   
   unlessen they can borry the forklift from the lowes next door   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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