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   Message 17,938 of 18,602   
   Colanth to chaotica666@live.com   
   Re: Once We Outlaw Divorce The Sanctity    
   16 May 11 13:19:56   
   
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   From: colanth@pern.invalid   
      
   On Sun, 15 May 2011 17:52:16 -0700 (PDT), Otis Criblecobble   
    wrote:   
      
   >Once we outlaw divorce the sanctity of marriage will be preserved in   
   >the eyes of the Holy Trinity.  The marriage oath says "to death do us   
   >part" and must be obeyed.  Premarital sex must be treated as Adultery   
   >and punishable by stoning as outlined in the Bible.   
      
   Let's not forget the stoning of unruly children.  And using "bitter   
   water" (alkaloid poison) to test the faithfulness of pregnant wives.   
   And all the female teachers must be stoned unless all their students   
   are female.   
   --   
   "Why be born again when you can just grow up?" - Walksalone   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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