XPost: talk.politics.crypto, alt.politics.howard-dean, alt.flame.rednecks   
   XPost: alt.bullshit   
   From: §pamÐuster@usa.com   
      
   "Travis"  wrote in message news:Xns9F27C457   
   49A0chang@194.177.98.144...   
   > Humble Koch Brothers, Donald Trump & Thousands Of Uber Wealthy Grass Roots   
   > Rightists Decry Leftist Limousine Liberals - Say They Should Forfeit Their   
   > Wealth To The GOP & Take Vows Of Eternal Poverty and Silence!   
   >   
   > Fact:  Anyone who still doesn't defend Bush and dream of licking his   
   > asshole while asleep at night, has got to be some kind of Negro Loving   
   > Communist!   
   >   
   > Should feeble minded alcoholic retired school teachers like me have the   
   > right to command so much influence over gullible American rightists who   
   > can barely wipe their own ass let alone have an original thought?   
   >   
   > As a self proclaimed pure capitalist who magically channels dead people   
   > like Adam Smith, Friedman, Von Mises & Hayek, I know all there is to know   
   > about the subject and that's why I say that I'm smart.   
   >   
   > One Of My Syphilic Delusions Is That I Am The Great Capitalist And   
   > Economist And Proffering Advice To Obama About The Economy!   
   >   
   > This time I'm repeating the same shit I did yesterday but calling myself   
   > Travis instead of Clay Northwood, my "high finance walter mitty alter   
   > ego".   
   >   
   > I have no mind of my own and I am incapble of independent thought or   
   > critical analysis.   I'm just a pathetic, alcoholic old Canadian loon with   
   > fuck all else to do with my time because I barely get by on a government   
   > pension and have no money to entertain myself otherwise.   
   >   
   > Don't believe anything I say, I'm a mentally ill serial liar from Canada   
   > who has nothing better to do with his time but sit at his computer and   
   > spout shit about Obama because I'm an obsessed racist nym shifter   
   > suffering delusions.   Like most racist radical right wing alcoholic   
   > morons, I still can't get over how a black man trounced the party of Bush   
   > and Reagan in 2008, so all I do all dy is spew lies and transparent   
   > propaganda that originates deep in my butt hole.   Have you noticed that   
   > the only idiot who agrees with anything I say is the local village idiot,   
   > Mike "Eddie Haskell" Flannigan?   And he can't even hold a job pushing   
   > broom.   
   >   
   > I get all my thoughts from radical right wing fringe fever swamps like   
   > World Net Daily, Newsmax and our great leader Most Reverend Moon's   
   > Washington Times.  He says he's the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and we   
   > have no reason to doubt his credibility.   
   >   
   > As a retired lazy unionized civil servant living in Canada on a government   
   > pension and someone who has no friends or family, it's affected my mental   
   > health and the boredom has turned me into a pathological liar and a bitter   
   > old mental case who hates the world.   I pretend to be an American, I   
   > pretend to be a capitalist (but how can I be one if I never worked a day   
   > in my life for anybody but the government?) and I pretend to be a   
   > Republican, despite how my lies and bitter hatred only drag the party   
   > through the mud and make liberals look good.  If you read the right wing   
   > idiots in these newsgroups, you can tell that they amount to a rag-tag mob   
   > of drunken serial liars and nothing more.   I'm just a chronic alcoholic   
   > and a boozed up loser in life, much like most of the Republicans who post   
   > here.   I'm also a pathetic attention whore who lacks the intelligence to   
   > see that my shallow and obvious attempts at right wing, anti-liberal spin   
   > are met with jeers; everyone laughs at me, not with me.   Don't worry, you   
   > won't be seeing my fat, elderly Canadian ass in your shit hole of a   
   > country any more.   Homeland Security has banned me from entry years ago.   
   > Besides, I need a Canadian passport and Canada doesn't grant passports to   
   > felons and nobody my age can afford health insurance in the US, so if I   
   > got sick down there you would have to smother me with a pillow.  I rely on   
   > socialism to survive every day.    I'm just a mentally ill know nothing   
   > who believes that everyone is a gullible swine like me.   
   >   
   > I blame Obama for why I'm a racist, Obama obsessed right wing nutcase who   
   > pretends to know everything but knows nothing at all and preys on the   
   > ignorance and stupidity of the average American right wing retard,   
   > insulting their intelligence with my every screed.   
      
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