XPost: alt.global-warming, talk.politics.guns   
   From: claynorth@gmail.com   
      
   As the great General in the eternal war of the right versus   
   left, I know these things for a I am also a great Republican   
   capitalist living in Red State USA with millions of minions   
   like you as followers.  I will be posting less  over the next   
   few days as I travel to Democratic North Korea for the State   
   Funeral of Dear Leader.   
      
   Should feeble minded alcoholic retired school teachers like   
   me have the right to command so much influence over gullible   
   American rightists who can barely wipe their own ass let   
   alone have an original thought?   
      
   As a self proclaimed pure capitalist who magically channels   
   dead people like Adam Smith, Friedman, Von Mises & Hayek, I   
   know all there is to know about the subject and that's why I   
   say that I'm smart.   
      
   One Of My Syphilic Delusions Is That I Am The Great   
   Capitalist And Economist And Proffering Advice To Obama About   
   The Economy!   
      
   This time I'm repeating the same shit I did yesterday but   
   calling myself Travis instead of Clay Northwood, my "high   
   finance walter mitty alter ego".   
      
   I have no mind of my own and I am incapble of independent   
   thought or critical analysis.   I'm just a pathetic,   
   alcoholic old Canadian loon with fuck all else to do with my   
   time because I barely get by on a government pension and have   
   no money to entertain myself otherwise.   
      
   Don't believe anything I say, I'm a mentally ill serial liar   
   from Canada who has nothing better to do with his time but   
   sit at his computer and spout shit about Obama because I'm an   
   obsessed racist nym shifter suffering delusions.   Like most   
   racist radical right wing alcoholic morons, I still can't get   
   over how a black man trounced the party of Bush and Reagan in   
   2008, so all I do all dy is spew lies and transparent   
   propaganda that originates deep in my butt hole.   Have you   
   noticed that the only idiot who agrees with anything I say is   
   the local village idiot, Mike "Eddie Haskell" Flannigan?   
   And he can't even hold a job pushing broom.   
      
   I get all my thoughts from radical right wing fringe fever   
   swamps like World Net Daily, Newsmax and our great leader   
   Most Reverend Moon's Washington Times.  He says he's the   
   reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and we have no reason to doubt   
   his credibility.   
      
   As a retired lazy unionized civil servant living in Canada on   
   a government pension and someone who has no friends or   
   family, it's affected my mental health and the boredom has   
   turned me into a pathological liar and a bitter old mental   
   case who hates the world.   I pretend to be an American, I   
   pretend to be a capitalist (but how can I be one if I never   
   worked a day in my life for anybody but the government?) and   
   I pretend to be a Republican, despite how my lies and bitter   
   hatred only drag the party through the mud and make liberals   
   look good.  If you read the right wing idiots in these   
   newsgroups, you can tell that they amount to a rag-tag mob of   
   drunken serial liars and nothing more.   I'm just a chronic   
   alcoholic and a boozed up loser in life, much like most of   
   the Republicans who post here.   I'm also a pathetic   
   attention whore who lacks the intelligence to see that my   
   shallow and obvious attempts at right wing, anti-liberal spin   
   are met with jeers; everyone laughs at me, not with me.   
   Don't worry, you won't be seeing my fat, elderly Canadian ass   
   in your shit hole of a country any more.   Homeland Security   
   has banned me from entry years ago.   
    Besides, I need a Canadian passport and Canada doesn't grant   
    passports to   
   felons and nobody my age can afford health insurance in the   
   US, so if I got sick down there you would have to smother me   
   with a pillow.  I rely on socialism to survive every day.   
   I'm just a mentally ill know nothing who believes that   
   everyone is a gullible swine like me.   
      
   I blame Obama for why I'm a racist, Obama obsessed right wing   
   nutcase who pretends to know everything but knows nothing at   
   all and preys on the ignorance and stupidity of the average   
   American right wing retard, insulting their intelligence with   
   my every screed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)