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   Fidem Turbare, the non-existent ath to Mr. Jimbo   
   Re: This Just In... Jesus Is Angry At Am   
   04 Mar 12 18:18:42   
   
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   oming.real-soon-now, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.society.liberalism, talk.politics.misc, alt.politics   
   From: goddess@fidemturbare.com   
      
   On 2012-Mar-04 18:03, Mr. Jimbo wrote:   
   > His really pissed because you aren't listening to his socialist ideas.   
   >   
   > Probably because you are a bunch of stupid assholes who confused his mother   
   > tongue of Aramaic with "American".   
   >   
   > And the second coming of Jeus happened back in 2005 when a guy who was Jesus   
   > Christ came back, approached the Green Zone speaking Aramaic (a language only   
   > spoken in Northern Iraq) and was gunned down by some 19 year-old shit head   
   > born in Texas because Bubba didn't speak American.   
   >   
   > I guess it's over for you.  Jesus hates your guts.   
   >   
   > You only have one chance at the second coming of Christ, and you blew it.   
   >   
   > And I bet that you thought that Jesus was going to sound like Reverend   
   > Haggard.   
      
   Did the US Army bring back the big cracker, I mean, his body for an   
   autopsy procedure and DNA testing?   
      
   --   
   Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess   
   "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection."   
       -- Jim Morrison   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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