XPost: alt.abortion, alt.abortion.inequity, alt.atheism
XPost: alt.support.abortion, talk.abortion
From: nachobiznez@all.com
"Light Templar" wrote in message
news:29Hqc.2174$be.551@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> While MrD was contemplating his or her navel in
> news:c8elfs$9nn$1@news.netins.net,
> he or she gave us all a good laugh with the
> following...
>
> > "Light Templar" wrote in message
> > news:xCvqc.1488$be.563@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> >> While Robert B. Winn was contemplating his or her navel in
> >> news:7943568.0405180519.2cae9760@posting.google.com,
> >> he or she gave us all a good laugh with
> >> the following...
> >>
> >>> "Light Templar" wrote in message
> >>> news:...
> >>>> While Attila was contemplating his or her navel in
> >>>> news:vgeia0hdh9f3f4jgqjesoaf1plh9jvnr0g@4ax.com,
> >>>> he or she gave us all a good laugh with the
> >>>> following...
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 17 May 2004 21:34:10 GMT, "Light Templar"
> >>>>> in alt.abortion with message-id
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I am amused by the way you are determined to ignore anything
> >>>>>>> I say. I must have really hit a nerve with you. You have a
> >>>>>>> very low tolerance for fact.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I don't really think he cares if he is right about anything, as
> >>>>>> long as he can spout his dogma.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> His definition of 'right' is whatever he says his religion
> >>>>> dictates. Anything at all.
> >>>>
> >>>> Exactly. He's the type of guy that will be arrested after a
> >>>> murderous rampage someday and claim he's innocent because his god
> >>>> told him to kill. Some whacko did that in a town North of me.
> >>>> Killed his entire family and cut their hearts out. Claimed that
> >>>> his god was testing his faith.
> >>>
> >>> I was arrested just last Sunday as a matter of fact. I told a
> >>> police officer I did not believe what he was saying.
> >>
> >> Why were you arrested? What was the charge?
> >
> > Indecent composure.
>
> I can only imagine what happened.
>
> Officer: "Do you know that you were doing 70 in a 45 MPH zone?"
>
> Winn: "You only believe that because you're a baby-killing atheist!"
>
> Officer: "What?"
>
> Winn: "You're just a tool of the pro-abortion police state!"
>
> Officer: "Well, be that as it may sir, you were speeding and I'm going to
> have to write you a ticket."
>
> Winn: "Oh? So you can give me a juryless trial in your pro-abortion
police
> state, with your pro-abortion judges?"
>
> Officer: "Umm... Step out of the car sir, have you been drinking?"
>
> Winn: "Of course not! I'm a good Christian! Only a pro-abortion atheist
> would even consider such a thing!"
>
> Officer: "Just step out of the car sir."
>
> (Winn reluctantly gets out of the car)
>
> Winn: "You know this ticket is just another proof of the pro-abortion
police
> state! Just like Hezekiah's Tunnel!"
>
> Officer: "What sir?"
>
> Winn: "Hezekiah's Tunnel! It was in the Bible, so the entire Bible MUST
be
> true!"
>
> Officer: "I don't know anything about that sir. Please tilt your head
back
> and alternate touching your nose with your index fingers."
>
> Winn: "That prove it! You Atheists never want to discuss Hezekiah's
> Tunnel!"
>
> Officer: "Please walk down this line sir."
>
> Winn: "That's the line of your master Satan! I won't walk down that
line!"
>
> Officer: "It's just a chalk line sir, I just drew it a few seconds ago."
>
> Winn: "No! I don't believe you! I refuse to walk down Satan's line!"
>
> Officer: "I will have to arrest you then sir."
>
> Winn: "No Jesus will protect me!"
>
> (Officer proceeds to cuff Winn and haul him away to jail.)
>
>
LOL.
It's probably even worse than you imagined.
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