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   From: nachobiznez@all.com   
      
   "Light Templar"  wrote in message   
   news:SZJrc.18700$zO3.10679@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   > While Robert B. Winn was contemplating his or her navel in   
   > news:7943568.0405220650.57e1a9dc@posting.google.com,   
   >  he or she gave us all a good laugh with the   
   > following...   
   >   
   > > "Light Templar"  wrote in message   
   > > news:...   
   > >> While Robert B. Winn was contemplating his or her navel in   
   > >> news:7943568.0405211000.5755b4fa@   
   > >>>>>>> Well, make up your mind.  There either is a satan or there is   
   > >>>>>>> not.   
   > >>>>>>   
   > >>>>>> There isn't, it's your imaginary satan that is leading you.   
   > >>>>>   
   > >>>>> No, I follow Jesus Christ.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> No, you follow an imaginary satan.   
   > >>>   
   > >>> Are you trying to tell me what to do?   
   > >>   
   > >> No, you've already told us what you do.  I am just agreeing.  You   
   > >> worship an imaginary satan.   You've even shown him the respect of   
   > >> capitalizing his name.   
   > >   
   > > I follow Jesus Christ.   
   >   
   > Not by any measure I've ever seen.   You worship an imaginary satan.   
   >   
      
   Now, now.  You can  both be right, you know.  He follows Jesus Christ, who   
   is an imaginary satan.   
   Makes perfect sense that way.   
   God warned against following other gods, for they would be satan.  Winn   
   follows Jesus, who is a different god than 'God'.  Thus he must be satan.   
   Winn likes to point out how he ignores the ten commandments, especially the   
   first one and the one about bearing false witness.  Strangely, he talks alot   
   about the not murdering one.  I think he might be planning to act on that   
   one soon.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)