XPost: alt.abortion, alt.alien.visitors, alt.christian.religion   
   XPost: alt.religion.scientology, alt.support.abortion, talk.abortion   
   From: PastorFrank@christfirst.org   
      
   "Chris"  wrote in message   
   news:1145977109.203937.143240@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > Have you ever tried to put yourself into the shoes of a lobotomised   
   > girl?  No, of course not, because lobotomised girls don't HAVE any   
   > shoes, they have to shuffle around on luncheon vouchers taped up around   
   > their ankles.  I KNOW because I've been one of those luncheon vouchers,   
   > it was the result of a strange alien experiment in Human Paperization,   
   > and I remained that way until shortly after the lobotomised girl had   
   > shuffled through some dog-pooh.  After that my mind went blank for a   
   > while.  Well, not so much blank as brown, actually.   
   > I'm normal again now which is great news for me but NOT so good for the   
   > lobotomised girl because now she's got one shoe shorther than the other   
   > and she'll never get her missing luncheon voucher back because they   
   > don't make them anymore.   
   > Chris   
   >   
       What you don't realize Christ, is that your mom tried to abort you, by   
   having her abortionist doctor aspirate your brain in utero. However you   
   obviously survived the procedure to tell the tale. But now, because that   
   part of your brain is missing, you are projecting your missing lobes into   
   this unfortunate girl above.   
       Considering what happened to you, you should be an anti-abortionist, or   
   perhaps even a reversalist, advocating abortionists kill the mother, but   
   keep the baby unharmed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)