From: Rick@dot.dot
In article ,
Snit wrote:
> "Rick G" wrote in Rick-0ECAF1.15254317082004@news.telus.net
> on 8/17/04 3:25 PM:
>
> > In article ,
> > Snit wrote:
> >
> >>> Well, I can't claim the history that you have with him, but I wouldn't
> >>> expect that any part of the exchange was actually serious. (evidenced by
> >>> your smiley above) I also find it hard to imagine any cat that would
> >>> allow a person to pee on it at all, without quick and terrible (for the
> >>> person involved) repercussions.
> >>
> >> The story is pretty simple on this one: I have a cat who sometimes runs up
> >> to cuddle with my leg as I am pee-ing. As she walks around my leg, it is
> >> sometimes hard to not hit her... no matter how hard I try not to.
> >>
> >> Not even sure what context this came up in.
> >
> > And, did the cat respond with quick and terrible repercussions? Or am I
> > now to be forever branded a liar.... ;)
>
> You are liar. The cat seems to hardly care or notice.
>
> I will bring up your lying for years to come. Your reputation is ruined in
> these parts. I suggest you leave now while you can hold onto some shred of
> your dignity.
>
> ... And Steve thinks I don't learn from him. :)
>
> :)
Hey, you now have evidence that you turned on me, too, or maybe I do,
I'm not sure how it's supposed to work in this group. As well as
evidence that your cat is distinctly unusual. Of course, the cat may be
harbouring a grudge as well as peeing on your corn flakes....
Yes, I realize that that would only count as terrible, and not
necessarily quick repercussions. But as Klingon proverbs state that
revenge is a dish best served cold, and for all we know, cats are
fanatic about Star Trek, then there is nothing directly contradictory in
the cat's revenge through the cold corn-flakes. At least I assume you
consume them cold....
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Rick...
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