From: Rick@dot.dot   
      
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    Snit  wrote:   
      
   > "Rick G"  wrote in Rick-377DF8.15403517082004@news.telus.net   
   > on 8/17/04 3:40 PM:   
   >   
   > >>>> The story is pretty simple on this one: I have a cat who sometimes runs   
   > >>>> up   
   > >>>> to cuddle with my leg as I am pee-ing.  As she walks around my leg, it   
   > >>>> is   
   > >>>> sometimes hard to not hit her... no matter how hard I try not to.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> Not even sure what context this came up in.   
   > >>>   
   > >>> And, did the cat respond with quick and terrible repercussions? Or am I   
   > >>> now to be forever branded a liar.... ;)   
   > >>   
   > >> You are liar.  The cat seems to hardly care or notice.   
   > >>   
   > >> I will bring up your lying for years to come.  Your reputation is ruined   
   > >> in   
   > >> these parts.  I suggest you leave now while you can hold onto some shred   
   > >> of   
   > >> your dignity.   
   > >>   
   > >> ... And Steve thinks I don't learn from him.  :)   
   > >>   
   > >> :)   
   > >   
   > > Hey, you now have evidence that you turned on me, too, or maybe I do,   
   > > I'm not sure how it's supposed to work in this group. As well as   
   > > evidence that your cat is distinctly unusual. Of course, the cat may be   
   > > harbouring a grudge as well as peeing on your corn flakes....   
   >   
   > And I thought that was my wife.  Oh no... I think I owe her an apology.   
   > >   
   > > Yes, I realize that that would only count as terrible, and not   
   > > necessarily quick repercussions. But as Klingon proverbs state that   
   > > revenge is a dish best served cold, and for all we know, cats are   
   > > fanatic about Star Trek, then there is nothing directly contradictory in   
   > > the cat's revenge through the cold corn-flakes. At least I assume you   
   > > consume them cold....   
   >   
   > She was concerned about the pee... Not the "Klingons" that hang around   
   > Uranus.  You are really, really sick.   
      
   Dude, if you're peeing out of Uranus, you really should seek   
   professional help, for that should be the definition for sick, or at   
   least a good arc-welder. ;)   
      
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