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   Ned Goudy to All   
   Re: The Asylum   
   25 Oct 06 14:17:38   
   
   XPost: sci.med.psychobiology, sci.psychology.misc   
   From: ned.goudy@gmail.com   
      
   NEXT TIME, Post this Stuff to Alt.Zines :O)   
   It properly belongs in the  realm of FICTION.   
      
   Ned   
      
   On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:26:14 GMT, "Pleading For Mercy"    
   wrote:   
      
   >Last time I was in the asylum, that when they gave me a check up after   
   >defusing a 20 megaton bomb on waterloo station I found myself in a room full   
   >of naked young ladies all just standing not doing anything, they had various   
   >sized boobs some quite big aothers more petite. But one curvasoues 30 year   
   >old was particularly lovely, she had lovely cuved hips and stomach was just   
   >right and her boobs were just nice and round and so I walked up to this   
   >sessile dark haired beaty an she just stood their while I ran my hand over   
   >her curves.   
   >   
   >How much? I asked "Oh she's booked". I looked around and saw an old friend,   
   >so I took her in my arms and kissed her. She just stood not responding.   
   >   
   >"Nice group of dead people you have here" I said.   
   >   
   >They said you can have them as statues round the house and sleep with one if   
   >you fancied it.   
   >   
   >That is Psychiatry today. Shrink Mania.   
      
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