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|    yeuypga1 to All    |
|    I know all too well of your corruptions    |
|    19 Sep 08 07:43:52    |
      From: iw@notatall.net              This is a hypothetical dialogue, between analyst and non-sheepish patient,       purportedly       one of many *forced* interviews, mandated by any of various authorities under       any of       various circumstances, too numerous to list each possibility:              Psychiatrist to patient Joe: Please fill out this lengthy form       Patient Joe: I don't fill out forms; I know all too well of your corruptions;       if       there's something you want to know, then ask me       doc: What's your name?       joe: What's it to you?       doc: I need it for my records       joe: It carries no weight in gauging a person's competence       doc: Agreed       joe: Then I needn't supply it       doc: I still need it for my records       joe: That only tells me where you'll store the info; I still need to know how       it       factors in; I know all too well of your corruptions       doc: It's a marker, is all       joe: It betrays my national origin, and you might harbor personal prejudices       against       one or another nationality; I know all too well of your corruptions       doc: The State requires me to collect and store this info up front; it won't       prejudice       me, since I am 100% professionally detached and 1000% pure of heart       joe: Sure, sure; I know all too well of your corruptions; and I don't think       the State       makes       it its business to interlope between doctor and patient. You claim it's the       Law, but       cite that law, chapter and verse, or show it to me from a law book       doc: I haven't that available       joe: Then you can just forget about collecting extraneous personal info about       me! Ask       me a question that tends to differentiate the sane from the not-so-sane, and       I'll       answer       doc: [asks questions presumptively indicative of mental competence eg. "name       the last       5 US presidents" and "count backward by 7's from 98", etcetera]       joe: [answers all of doc's questions with perfect accuracy, and then says]       Then I'm       okay and I can go home now, knowing that you awarded me a clean bill of health?       doc: No, it's not that simple; I have many many more inquiries       joe: I know all too well of your corruptions, so you can take your filthy lying       inquest and you can stick it where the Sun don't shine!       doc: Oh, you're *definitely* a whack job; a hopeless case in fact; and I'm       writing you       up as such!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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