XPost: alt.religion.scientology, alt.suicide.holiday
From: segnpmss@gmail.com
"Brittany" wrote in news:1135502511.809224.310810
@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
> twilightcleaver? What world are you living in? Theirs always been
> labotomies... Theses so called helpful doctors manage to put the entire
> procures into a single PILL! Yes! I'm calling those Anti
> depressants/Anti Psychotics / Anti Anxiety Lobotomies procures.
The kook starting this thread advocates the criminal crime organization
known as the "church" of scientology instead of medical treatment by
qualified and licensed professionals for depression and other treatable
conditions.
What is the 'church of scientology all about? Sitting comfortably? Right,
let's begin:
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an
alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in
this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those
days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were
overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted
to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the
good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists
(bad, bad psychiatrists!) Xenu called in billions of people for income tax
inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol
mixed to paralyze them.
Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except
they had rocket motors instead of propellers - what an amazing
coincidence!)
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralyzed people
were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions.
When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into
the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and
everyone was killed.
The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a
"thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back
again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around
by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the
souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-
paper).
After Xenu had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and
taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days
watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like
and many confusing things (no, not "Battlefield Earth"). In this film they
were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In
the story this process is called "implanting".
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to
stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought
they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand.
Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as
clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him
away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field
powered by an eternal battery (!) and Xenu is still alive today (!!)
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these
clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul
then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to
the "church" of scientology to do so. And the only reason people believe
in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75
million years ago.
Well what did you think of that story?
What! You thought it was a stupid story that only a idiot could believe?
However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as
scientology. If people knew about this story then most people would never
get involved in it.
A crap science fiction writer named L Ron Hubbard wrote it in the 1950s and
used it as a basis of a religion since he figured it was an easier way to
get rich (while claiming tax free status as a 'church') than writing more
bad science fiction stories.
The cult of scientology doesn't like people telling this story. They
resort to intimidation and crime to stop people telling it. When it is
trying to get people to part with huge sums of money for scientology's
"cures" is it any wonder?
This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called
OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with
these body thetans to make them go away (!)
You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you
have to work very hard for the organization on extremely low pay for many
years).
If you become involved with scientology then do so with your eyes open and
be fully aware this is the sort of rubbish it contains.
The same kooks who believe this story also believe you ought to throw away
conventional psychotherapy and turn to scientology instead.
This is why the international crime gang is so outspoken on the topic of
medication and psychotherapy since the crime cult is trying to be in
competition with it. The kooks also demonize psychiatrists as a core part
of their dogma so what else can be expected?
Most of the scientologists who work in their so called "churches" of
scientology do not even know this story since they are not allowed to hear
it until they reach the secret "upper" levels of scientology.
It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do.
The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to
those people who are joining scientology. Is it any wonder?
Now you have read this you know their big secret!
Don't let this put you off throwing away conventional reliable
psychotherapy by licensed and qualified professionals and joining up with a
bunch of amateurs who swallow this Xenu bull shit though.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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