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   From: notreallyme@privacy.net   
      
   To fill up a few lines of text and ultimately to piss off a lot of dumb   
   people, I typed this just before Hatchetmama's Fart Detector decided to   
   brighten up my day by saying:   
      
   > > Have YOU called that number yet Johnny ?   
   > >   
   > > Are YOU gonna back up your only friend this time ?   
   > >   
   > > Doubtful, you're just another little smeghead who thought it would   
   > > be fun to   
   > > pat the fat cunt on the back.   
   > >   
   > > Y'see the rest have all gone ?  They grew up and realised the   
   > > damage the patting Scott's back would do them, but not our lil   
   > > Johnny - too dumb to realise eh ?   
   > > --   
   > > slumpy   
   >   
   > Did I upset you, m8? :-)   
   > Truth hurts? :-)   
      
   Does it ?   
      
   You must be in pain then, because you are the last one left, the only one   
   that Scott has managed to keep to make him look slightly less dumb.   
      
   Why he picked you is a mystery though.   
   --   
   slumpy   
   tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk   
   The SS Wereo - http://tinyurl.com/beg2o   
   The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -   
   this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any   
   computer damage caused by spat or spilt foods   
   User.dat ??     Muwahahahahaha !! - Banovic trips on his own   
   bananaskin...again !   
   Congrats to Anthony for winning the Anal Pineapple Award Jan 2006   
   http://tinyurl.com/dpjfv   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)