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   XPost: sci.physics.relativity, misc.legal, soc.culture.europe   
   XPost: rec.music.artists.springsteen   
   From: Legally.Insane517@hotmail.com   
      
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   It has been brought to our attention here at Google   
   that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and   
   the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while   
   his lifeless body is being lowered to his grave --   
   is TOTAL FICTION.   
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   First of all, Conrad  -- aka The Ultimate Troll --is still   
   alive and not-too-well and currently a resident of the   
   Looney Bin Mental Hospital only a half-hour drive from   
   our majestic headquarters here in Mountain View, CA.   
   <   
   Sources tell us that Mr. Conrad had gotten out   
   of his padded cell sometime Sunday night, broke   
   into Nurse Ratchet's office and used her computer   
   and password to post a zany message to Google,   
   Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr.   
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   We apologize for the inconvenience we're sure this   
   has caused and in the future promise to keep even   
   closer tabs on postings by our valued customers.   
   <   
   <                       -- The Google Team   
    <   
   <     THIS WAS THE FRAUDULENT MESSAGE   
   <        (Just In Case You'd Like to Read It Again)   
   <   
   http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.republican/browse_th   
   ead/thread/a4cb2399086174ef#   
      
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