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|    R H Draney to All    |
|    Re: Cannibalism, Rotting Teeth, and Carr    |
|    16 Oct 13 15:13:38    |
      From: dadoctah@spamcop.net              katherine.j.parks@gmail.com filted:       >       >Transcript of a discussion at a friends house last night:       >Friend: Did you know that eating human flesh rots your teeth?       >Me: Yeah, right.       >Friend: No, it's true!       >Me: You're sure it's not a causative link - some people who eat       > human flesh have rotten teeth, therefore eating human flesh       > causes rotten teeth?       >Friend: No, well it sounds feasible. It stands to reason. Also, you=20       > don't get any nutrition from eating human flesh. It's just like=20       > drinking blood - you're better off drinking milk.       >Me: ?????       >Friend: I mean, carrots don't eat carrots, do they?       >Me: Huh? Rocks don't eat rocks either.       >Some conclusions       >1. My friends mind is a mess       >2. He's obviously picked up this 'eating human flesh causes rotten       >teeth' UL from somewhere. Quick searches of dejanews etc revealed       >nothing in this area. Can anyone point me in the direction of some info       >on this?       >3. Nutrition (or lack of) from drinking blood. True/False/Inconclusive?       >       >Thanks       >       >       >       >       >       >       >       >       >I read a short story about a doctor whose plane crashed on a deserted islan=       >d dying of hunger who ate his amputated foot and went insane continued to e=       >at himself and mentions him theorizing the flesh is the reason for his teet=       >h rotting...maybe he read the same story.              And then you have those people on "bath salts" chewing other people's faces       off...maybe a spurious connection between that behavior and the well-known link       between meth and bad teeth?...              When I was a kid, they always told me that if you drank blood you'd get       violently ill...didn't matter if it was animal blood, human blood, or even your       own; more than a couple of drops of blood in your stomach and you'd vomit for       days...then I got some kind of mysterious GI bleed and ended up in the hospital       with anemia...my stomach was probably *full* of blood judging from how black       and       well-digested it was when it came out, but I never had even the slightest       sensation of nausea, let alone throwing up....r                     --       Me? Sarcastic?       Yeah, right.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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