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|    ED CONRAD to All    |
|    YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL APPARENTLY ONLY A WH    |
|    20 Apr 14 10:36:12    |
      From: intrepid517@gmail.com              (This column by Ed Conrad appeared in the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-       Speaker newspaper on March 31, 2002 -- Easter Sunday morning. The       favorable response from readers was incredible, to put it mildly.       You, too, might want to see if you can learn your Guardian Angel's       name.)       <       < =================       <       It's Easter morning -- Happy Easter, Everyone! -- and what a great       morning to touch on a subject that's very, very close to your heart..       <       Your Guardian Angel!       <       You've heard mention of Guardian Angels for years and years --       associated with different religions (naturally), in movies, in books,       on TV -- but few folks, I'm sure, have really given serious thought       that they HAVE a Guardian Angel.       <       (For sure, the God-denying atheists and evolutionists.) :top:       <       Nevertheless, most folks undoubtedly figure it's nothing more than       the figment of some religion zealot's imagination -- and perhaps a bit       of wishful thinking.       <       But, based on a novel experiment conducted right here at the Standard-       Speaker, it appears that the reality of Guardian Angels is more than       we could ever imagine.       <       For example, it appears that our Guardian Angel can communicate with       us -- letting us know his or her name.       <       Still a skeptic, huh? Then read on . . .       <       It all began about 10 years ago when my late mother visited the Shrine       of Our Lady of Czestohowa near Doylestown, Pa.       <       Upon returning home, Mom excitedly revealed that she had met an       Italian woman -- a senior citizen like herself -- and they clicked       instantly.       <       During one of their numerous conversations, the woman asked my       mother: "Anna, what's your Guardian Angel's name?"       <       My mother was flabbergasted, shocked at the question, for which she       obviously had no answer.       <       The woman then explained that everyone can learn the name of his or       her Guardian Angel simply by asking, then instructed my mother:       <       'PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR NAME'       <       "Before you fall asleep tonight, just say, 'Guardian Angel, I know       you're with me all the time but I don't know your name. Please let me       know your name.' "       <       Simple! And perhaps a bit far-fetched. Still, my mother tried it.       <       The next day, Mom enthusiastically phoned to tell me she had learned       that her Guardian Angel's name is Noel. She said the name was solidly       embedded in her head as soon as she woke up.       <       Rather skeptical that it would work for me, I attempted the same       experiment myself that very night. Lo and behold, I awoke the next       morning with the name "Gerard" ringing in my ears, even though that       name was the furthest from my mind.       <       Well, that might've well been the end of the story -- but it wasn't!       <       About two weeks ago -- after 10 long years -- I casually mentioned the       incident in the Standard-Speaker newsroom when the subject of Guardian       Angels came up and, I admit, my story undoubtedly sounded quite hokey       to those listening.       <       YOU'D BE SMILING, TOO              But the next morning, Annette Rusnock, the newspaper's editorial       librarian, was wearing a broad smile when she strolled into the news       room and proudly announced to everyone that she had tried the       "experiment" to get her Guardian Angel's name and awoke "with       Isabella, Isabella, Isabella."       <       "Hmmm!" said Rosella Walker, who works near her. "I'm going to try it       tonight."       <       Rosella did and came in the next morning happily revealing that it had       worked for her as well, getting the name Gertrude.       <       "And, the thing is, I don't know ANY Gertrude's," Rosella said. "The       only Gertrude I know is Gertrude's Chocolates (a candy company)."       <       Well, strange things kept happening in the newspaper building.       <       Joanna Marsicano of the classified advertising department tried it and       happily revealed that her Guardian Angel's name also was Isabella.       <       She said when she saw her name in large, bright lights when she woke       up, the last letter "a" in Isabella kept flashing and flashing,       emphasizing that the "a" is to be pronounced.       <       ISABELLA, NOT ISABELL       <       "Just like I'm not Joann but JoannA, my Guardian Angel undoubtedly       wanted me to be sure I knew her name was IsabellA and not Isabell,"       she remarked.       <       "To learn I have a Guardian Angel and, especially, to know her name       has made me very happy," said Joanna. "It really made my day."       <       Mark Katchur, a staff writer, said he wanted to know if he could also       get his Guardian Angel's name and said he awoke knowing positively it       is Daniel.       <       AND THE BEAT GOES ON       <       Joanne Suglia, also from classified department, tried it and beamed       while telling everyone that she earned her guardian angel's name is       Estelle.       <       As the story circulated throughout the building, Lois Ann Hall and       Nadine Kubilus of the business office, Kathy Breznik and Al Danko of       the advertising department, and Vicki Gennaro of the newsroom all       tried it as well -- and enthusiastically said it worked!       <       Lois Ann excitedly said she had requested the name of her Guardian       Angel when she went to bed.       <       "But I awoke about 6:30 the next morning and was sort of disappointed       that nothing happened," she said. "But I laid down again and fell       asleep and, when I got up, the name Marjorie was "everywhere."       <       Kathy said she was afraid to try the experiment but, when about to       fall asleep one night last week, finally did so. She awoke with the       name Michael indelibly impressed upon her.       <       Danko couldn't believe it when he tried the experiment and learned his       Guardian Angel's name is Justin.       <       Vicki said her question also had been answered when she awoke with a       name ringing in her ears. At first, she admitted she was reluctant to       reveal it because it was so unusual but then -- eventually -- told the       newsroom staff the name she came up with was Azriel.       <       The latest to attempt the experiment and discover it really works was       George Fetchko of the composing room.       <       He tried it and learned his Guardian Angel's name is Adam.       <       NOT 100 PERCENT BUT PRETTY CLOSE       <       The experiment has worked in the majority of cases but, to be       perfectly honest, it didn't work for two or three people and the       answer escapes us. Perhaps these folks hadn't placed their request       with sincerity.       <       One last word: These are sound, sensible people who have held       responsible positions, most for many, many years. There is no reason       they'd be lying or be part of any type of con job.       <       You, too, are invited to learn your Guardian Angel's name, and your       belief -- or disbelief -- in an existence beyond our physical realm       appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.       <       "Ask and you shall receive," a Very Wise Man once said.       <              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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