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|    PRAYING MANTIS to All    |
|    SMITHSONIAN: Yes, Virginia, There IS a G    |
|    03 Jun 14 17:13:01    |
      From: intrepid517@gmail.com              Our prayers have been answered: Ed Conrad FINALLY       has been placed in an institution.       <       No longer will he be able to make clicking noises on       his keyboard to embarrass us, whom he has long called       "The Scoundrels of Science" -- and often claiming that       we're phonier than an $3 bill.       <       After all, the rotten bastard has long insisted that       we're up to our eyeballs in deceit, deception, collusion       and conspiracy in the search for true answers about man's       origin and ancestry (i.e. our Theory of Evolution).       <       No more will the persistent ignoramus cause many of us       to suffer never-ending diarrhea -- severe constipation,       in some cases -- and to toss and turn in our sleep.       <       FREE AT LAST! Thank God, we are free at last.       <       No more will be forced to read stupid quotations       like these:       <        "We can forgive a child        who is afraid of the dark.        The real tragedy of life        is when men are afraid        of the light." -- Plato        <        ============       <       http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif       <       http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif       <       "You're not only fighting the man       in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting       the referee and the three judges."       < -- Clayton Lennon       <       And, especially, this one:       <       "THERE SHE BLOWS!"       http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg       <       https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/QqaJNK4am-4       <       http://www.edconrad.com       http://www.edconrad.org       <       ===========       <       Pseudo-scientists who would like to send Ed       a "Don't Get Well" card should address it to:       <       Ed Conrad       Room 666       Smithsonian Mental Institution       1000 Jefferson Dr SW       Washington, DC 20004       <       PS No e-mails please. (no computer)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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