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   PRAYING MANTIS to All   
   SMITHSONIAN: Yes, Virginia, There IS a G   
   03 Jun 14 17:13:01   
   
   From: intrepid517@gmail.com   
      
   Our prayers have been answered: Ed Conrad FINALLY   
   has been placed in an institution.   
   <   
   No longer will he be able to make clicking noises on   
   his keyboard to embarrass us, whom he has long called   
   "The Scoundrels of Science" -- and often claiming that   
   we're phonier than an $3 bill.   
   <   
   After all, the rotten bastard has long insisted that   
   we're up to our eyeballs in deceit, deception, collusion   
   and conspiracy in the search for true answers about man's   
   origin and ancestry (i.e. our Theory of Evolution).   
   <   
   No more will the persistent ignoramus cause many of us   
   to suffer never-ending diarrhea -- severe constipation,   
   in some cases -- and to toss and turn in our sleep.   
   <   
   FREE AT LAST! Thank God, we are free at last.   
   <   
   No more will be forced to read stupid quotations   
   like these:   
   <   
    "We can forgive a child   
    who is afraid of the dark.   
    The real tragedy of life   
    is when men are afraid   
    of the light."  -- Plato   
    <   
    ============   
   <   
   http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif   
   <   
   http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif   
   <   
   "You're not only fighting the man   
   in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting   
   the referee and the three judges."   
   <               -- Clayton Lennon   
   <   
   And, especially, this one:   
   <   
   "THERE SHE BLOWS!"   
   http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg   
   <   
   https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/QqaJNK4am-4   
   <   
   http://www.edconrad.com   
   http://www.edconrad.org   
   <   
   ===========   
   <   
   Pseudo-scientists who would like to send Ed   
   a "Don't Get Well" card should address it to:   
   <   
   Ed Conrad   
   Room 666   
   Smithsonian Mental Institution   
   1000 Jefferson Dr SW   
   Washington, DC 20004   
   <   
   PS No e-mails please. (no computer)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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