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|    Ed Conrad to All    |
|    "GUARDIAN ANGEL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" (1/2    |
|    22 Sep 14 05:53:46    |
      From: tickle.my.fancy517@gmail.com              < (BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND)              This is a column by Ed Conrad that appeared in the Hazleton       (Pa.) Standard-Speaker newspaper on March 31, 2002 -- Easter       Sunday morning.       <       < =================       <       > By ED CONRAD       <       It's Easter morning -- Happy Easter, everyone -- and what       a great morning to touch on a subject that's very, very       Close to your heart..       <       Your guardian angel!       <       You've heard mention of guardian angels for years and       years -- associated with different religions (naturally),       in movies, in books, on TV- - but few folks, I'm sure,       have really given serious thought that they HAVE       a guardian angel.       >       Most undoubtedly figure it's nothing more than the figment       of someone's imagination -- and perhaps a bit of wishful       thinking.       >       But, based on a novel experiment conducted right here at the       Standard-Speaker, it appears that the reality of guardian angels       is more than we could ever imagine.       <       For example, it appears that our guardian angels can communicate       with us -- letting us know his or her name.       <       Still a skeptic, huh? Then read on . .       <       It all began about 10 years ago when my late mother visited       the Shrine of Our Lady of Czestochowa near Doylestown (Pa.).       <       Upon returning home, she excitedly revealed that she had met       an Italian woman -- a senior citizen like herself -- and they       clicked instantly.       <       During one of their numerous conversations, the woman asked       my mother: "Anna, what's your guardian angel's name?"       <       My mother was flabbergasted, shocked at the question, for which       she obviously had no answer.       <       The woman then explained that everyone can learn the name       of his or her guardian angel simply by asking, then told       my mother: "Before you fall asleep tonight, just say,       Guardian angel, I know you're with me all the time but       I don't know your name. Please let me know your name.' "       <       Simple! And perhaps a bit far-fetched. Still, my mother       tried it.       <       The next day, Mom enthusiastically told me she had learned       that her guardian angel's name was Noel. She said the name       was solidly embedded in her head when she woke up.       <       Rather skeptical that it would work for me, I attempted       the experiment myself that very night. Lo and behold,       I awoke the next morning with the name "Girard" ringing       in my ears. I've never known any Girard's.       <       Well, that might've well been the end of the story --       but it wasn't!       <       About two weeks ago -- after 10 long years -- I casually       mentioned the incident in the Standard-Speaker newsroom       when the subject of guardian angels came up and, I admit,       my story undoubtedly sounded quite hokey to most who       were listening.       <       But the next morning, Annette Rusnock, the newspaper's       editorial librarian, was wearing a broad smile when she       walked into the news room and proudly announced that she       ied the "experiment" to get her guardian angel's name       nd awoke "with the name Isabella, Isabella, Isabella."       <       "Hmmm!" said Rosella Walker, who works near her. "I'm       going to try it tonight."       <       Rosella did and came in the next morning happily revealing       that it had worked for her as well, getting the name       Gertrude.       <       "And, the thing is, I don't know any Gertrudes," Rosella       said. "The only Gertrude I know is Gertrude's Chocolates."       <       Well, strange things kept happening in the newspaper       building.       <       Joanna Marsicano of the classified advertising department       tried it and happily revealed that her guardian angel's       name also was Isabella.       <       She said when she saw her name in large, bright lights       when she woke up, the last letter "a" in Isabella kept       flashing and flashing, emphasizing that the "a" is       to be pronounced.       <       "Just like I'm not Joann but JoannA, my guardian angel       undoubtedly wanted me to be sure I knew her name was       IsabellA and not Isabell," she remarked.       <       "To learn I have a guardian angel and, especially, to       know her name has made me very happy," said Joanna. "It       really made my day."       <       Mark Katchur, a staff writer, said he wanted to know       f he could also get his guardian angel's name and said       he woke up knowing positively his guardian angel's name       is Daniel.       <       Joanne Suglia, also from classified department, also       tried it and beamed while telling everyone that she       learned her guardian angel's name is Estelle.       <       As the story circulated throughout the building, Lois       Ann Hall and Nadine Kubilus of the business office,       Kathy Breznak and Al Danko of the advertising department,       and Vicki Gennaro of the newsroom all tried it as well       -- and enthusiastically said it worked!       <       Lois Ann excitedly said she had requested the name of       her guardian angel when she went to bed.       <       "But I awoke about 6:30 the next morning and was sort       of disappointed that nothing happened," she said. "But       I laid down again and fell asleep and, when I got up,       the name Marjorie was 'everywhere.' "       <       Kathy said she was afraid to try the experiment but,       while about to fall asleep one night last week, finally       did so. She awoke with the name Michael indelibly       impressed upon her.       <       Danko couldn't believe it when he tried the experiment       and learned his guardian angel's name is Justin.       <       Vicki said her question also had been answered when       she awoke with a name ringing in her ears. At first,       she admitted she was reluctant to reveal it but then       - eventually -- she told the newsroom staff the       name she came up with was Azriel.       <       The latest to attempt the experiment and discover it       really works was George Fetchko of the composing room.       <       He tried it and learned his guardian angel's name       is Adam.       <       It has worked in the majority of cases but, to be       perfectly honest, didn't work for two or three people       and the answer escapes us. Perhaps these Standard-Speaker       staffers hadn't made their request with sincerity.       <       If there's a fly in the ointment -- to readers still       skeptical -- it would be the name of the guardian angel       of Nadine Kubilus, the third to say she came up with       Isabella.       <       It means a guardian angel named Isabella popped up       three times to women working at the Standard-Speaker       and it's anybody's guess if there are three guardian       angels named Isabella or one Isabella is working three       shifts, for three gals here at the S-S.       <       Someone suggested that Nadine -- the third Isabella --       probably heard that Annette Rusnock and Joanna       Marsicano both had come up with Isabella, independent       of each other.       <       But Nadine insisted that she hadn't been aware of       the names that Annette and Joanna had come up with.       <       "In fact, I learned my guardian angel's name BEFORE       Joanna because it happened to me last Thursday morning       (a day before Joanna learned her guardian angel's name),"              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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