From: gone.bananas517@gmail.com   
      
    KANSAS CITY (Rueters) -- They've   
   put the champagne on ice in the Kansas   
   City Royals' locker room   
         The Royals are virtually assured   
   of winning their first World Series in   
   29 years now that Stephen Hawking has   
   agreed to sing "God Bless America" for   
   the final two home games.   
         "We're relieved," said Manager   
   Ned Yost. "Good ol' Steve did it before   
   and we know he can damn well do it again.   
        "True, the Giants lead the series,   
   3-2, but now we have 'em right where   
   we what them."   
        Hawking's stirring rendition of   
   "God Bless America" helped to Royals   
   win Game Three and the team physician   
   said his tonsils "are still in really   
   good shape."   
       As everyone knows, Hawking is the   
   famed astrophysicist and cosmologist   
   who, for the longest time, insisted   
   God didn't exist.   
       However, an accidental whack on   
   the head -- a low ceiling -- brought   
   Steve to his senses a few weeks ago   
   and transformed him into a born-again   
   Christian.   
       He also became God's No. 1 fan   
   after reading http://www.edconrad.org   
   on his computer back at his home in   
   Cambridge, England.   
       Incidentally, Steve's love of   
   baseball has a lot to with his   
   motor neuron disease (also known   
   as Lou Gehrig's Disease), honoring   
   one of the sport's all-time greats.   
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   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJo7x9y3D4   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)