From: conspiracies.101.102.103@gmail.com   
      
   Hi! My name is Alice Goode and I'm 66 years old.   
      
   I often look at people my age and think, "Surely,   
   I can't look THAT old."   
      
   Well, I visited my new dentist in Pottsville the   
   other day and, while sitting in his waiting room,   
   I read his diploma on the wall.   
      
   Suddenly, when I saw his name, I remembered there   
   was a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy in my graduating   
   class with the same name some 40 years ago.   
      
   Could he be the same young man whom I had a secret   
   crush on way back then?   
      
   Upon stepping into his office, I quickly discarded   
   any such thought.   
      
   In front of me was this balding, gray-haired, overweight   
   man with a road-map face that assured me he certainly   
   was too old to have been in my class.   
      
   After he finished examining my teeth, I asked him if,   
   by chance, he had attended Mahanoy City High School.   
      
   "Yes, I did!" he happily responded. "In fact, I was   
   on both the football and basketball teams."   
      
   'When did you graduate?" I asked him.   
      
   "In 1965," he proudly responded.   
      
   "Then we were in high school together!" I happily   
   exclaimed.   
      
   He looked me over rather closely, then that ugly, old,   
   bald, wrinkled-faced, flat-ass, gray-haired Old Fart   
   asked me:   
      
   "What did you TEACH?"   
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