From: abc@cef.ghi   
      
   In article <75de092e-edcb-485a-91e1-fae9b1c16d71@googlegroups.com>,   
    Apologies Galore  wrote:   
      
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   >        MORE BREAKING NEWS   
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   >     UNIVERSITY PARK, PA. (Rueters)--   
   > On the heels of Penn State University's   
   > bombshell announcement Tuesday that only Ed   
   > Conrad indeed is as old as coal, other   
   > major universities worldwide are   
   > now jumping on the bandwagon.   
   >   
   >     "Ed Conrad is a crackpot, as we   
   > have believed for decades, but a true   
   > scientific ignoramus in every sense of   
   > the word," said a spokesman for the   
   > Smithsonian.   
   >   
   >     "We now know for sure that the   
   > theory of the evolution of man is   
   > total true and we're finally   
   > letting our nostrils sniff the sweet   
   > smell of Ed's comeupance."   
   >   
   >     Here are a few major universities   
   > that have scheduled press conferences   
   > to announce that ed -- and undoubtedly   
   > a sizable number of his followers -- are as   
   > dumb as coal.   
   >   
   >     They are listed in the order that   
   > their announcement is expected to be   
   > made over the next few days.   
   >   
   > 1 Harvard University USA   
   > 2 University of Oxford UK   
   > 3 University of Cambridge UK   
   > 4 Stanford University USA   
   > 5 Mass. Institute of Technology USA   
   > 6 University of California, Berkeley USA   
   > 7 California Institute of Technology USA   
   > 8 Princeton University USA   
   > 9 Yale University USA   
   > 10 University of Chicago USA   
   > 11 Columbia University USA   
   > 12 University of California, San Diego USA   
   > 13 Cornell University USA   
   > 14 University of California, Los Angeles USA   
   > 15 University Pennsylvania USA   
   > 16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA   
   > 17 University of Washington, Seattle USA   
   > 18 Tokyo University Japan   
   > 19 Univ. of California, San Francisco USA   
   > 20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA   
   > 21 Kyoto University Japan   
   > 22 Imperial College London UK   
   > 23 Johns Hopkins University USA   
   > 24 University of Toronto Canada   
   > 25 University College London UK   
   > 26 University of Illinois, Urbana USA   
   > 27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland   
   > 28 Washington University, St. Louis USA   
   > 29 New York University USA   
   > 30 Duke University USA   
   > 31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA   
   > 32 Northwestern University USA   
   > 33 Rockefeller University USA   
   > 34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA   
   > 35 Univ.of California, Santa Barbara USA   
   > 36 University of British Columbia Canada   
   > 37 University of Maryland, College Park USA   
   > 38 Utrecht University Netherlands   
   > 39 University of Texas, Austin USA   
   > 40 University of Texas SW Med Center USA   
   > 41 Penn State University, University Park   
   > 42 University of California, Davis USA   
   > 43 Vanderbilt University USA   
   > 44 University of California, Irvine USA   
   > 45 University of Paris 06 France   
   > 46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA   
   > 47 University of Southern California USA   
   > 48 Rutgers University, New Brunswick USA   
   > 49 University of Manchester UK   
   > 50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden   
   > 51 University of Munich Germany   
   > 52 Technical University of Munich Germany   
   > 53 University of Florida USA   
   > 54 University of Edinburgh UK   
   > 55 Australian National University Australia   
   > 56 Carnegie Mellon University USA   
   > 57 University of Copenhagen Denmark   
   > 58 University of Zurich Switzerland   
   > 59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel   
   > 60 Osaka University Japan   
   > 61 McGill University Canada   
   > 62 University of Bristol UK   
   > 63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill   
   > 64 Uppsala University Sweden   
   > 65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA   
   > 66 University of Paris 11 France   
   > 67 University of Sheffield UK   
   > 68 University of Heidelberg Germany   
   > 69 University of Oslo Norway   
   > 70 Case Western Reserve University USA   
   > 71 Moscow State University Russia   
   > 72 University of Leiden Netherlands   
   > 73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA   
   > 74 University of Helsinki Finland   
   > 75 University of Rochester USA   
   > 76 University of Melbourne Australia   
   > 77 Tohoku University Japan   
   > 78 University of Nottingham UK   
   > 79 University of Arizona USA   
   > 80 Michigan State University USA   
   > 81 King's College London UK   
   > 82 Boston University USA   
   > 83 University of Basel Switzerland   
   > 84 Stockholm University Sweden   
   > 85 Brown University USA   
   > 86 University of Goettingen Germany   
   > 87 Rice University USA   
   > 88 Texas A&M Univ. College Station USA   
   > 89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan   
   > 90 University of Birmingham UK   
   > 91 University of Utah USA   
   > 92 University of Freiburg Germany   
   > 93 McMaster University Canada   
   > 94 Nagoya University Japan   
   > 95 University of Iowa USA   
   > 96 University of Strasbourg 1 France   
   > 97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France   
   > 98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA   
   > 99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA   
   > 100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy   
   >   
   >     A representative from each of   
   > the many  scientific   
   > organizations also is expected to   
   > be on hand for each ceremony to   
   > damn Ed Conrad for his lying   
   > over the past few decades.   
      
      
      
      
      
      
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