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   Joy Beeson to abbadiamir@gmail.com   
   Re: Are their what so called "Healthy St   
   28 May 16 14:04:25   
   
   From: jbeeson@invalid.net.invalid   
      
   On Thu, 26 May 2016 14:20:06 -0700 (PDT), abbadiamir@gmail.com wrote:   
      
   > I have been going to gym since I was 16 years old,   
   > and the only dangerous thing that I have taken was a pre-workout!!!   
   > My barber, my gym coach, and my friends suggest that I should take   
   > "healthy steroids" because my body fits perfect into the category   
   > of taking steroids. Any ideas?   
      
   Do any of those guys have an MD?   
      
   My MD thought my body fit perfectly into the category of taking   
   steroids, and six days later I could walk!   
      
   I began the course by tapering off:  six pills on the first day, five   
   on the second . . . one on the sixth.  That way I got the benefits   
   before the side effects could kick in.   
      
   Two months after taking the last pill, I continue to improve -- last   
   Sunday I walked two miles, and today I repeatedly crossed the parking   
   lots of Sprawl One and Sprawl Three and didn't even feel it.   
      
   --   
   Joy Beeson   
   joy beeson at comcast dot net   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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