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|    Re: green pubic hair urban legend    |
|    07 Jul 18 15:07:27    |
      On Friday, July 14, 2000 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Meek606 wrote:       > I searched snopes and dejanews with no results, so I hope this hasn't been       > discussed before, but it has got to be a UL! My friend from England told me       > this story, "swearing" it was true, and when I asked where she heard it, no       > surprise, FOAF. Can anyone validate it? I am sure it's false- it's too       > ridiculous.       >       > Apparently, a woman in London went through a string of bad relationships and       > decided to go celibate. As she had a sense of humor, she dyed her pubic hair       > green and tattooed "Keep off the grass" above it. Some time later, this same       > woman had to have an operation and was under anaesthetic. When she woke up,       the       > doctor had shaved her pubes for the operation and written on her thigh in       ink,       > "Sorry, I had to mow the lawn."       >       > Now, this is so obviously an UL (what kind of operation spare any in       childbirth       > would require shaving the pubes?), but my friend keeps swearing it's true.       > Surely someone out there can give me some backup on this.       >       > -M              appendectomy. hernia, pelvic floor problems, lower bowl obstruction, rectal       problems, etc....              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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