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   Re: green pubic hair urban legend   
   07 Jul 18 15:07:27   
   
   On Friday, July 14, 2000 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Meek606 wrote:   
   > I searched snopes and dejanews with no results, so I hope this hasn't been   
   > discussed before, but it has got to be a UL! My friend from England told me   
   > this story, "swearing" it was true, and when I asked where she heard it, no   
   > surprise, FOAF. Can anyone validate it?  I am sure it's false- it's too   
   > ridiculous.   
   >   
   > Apparently, a woman in London went through a string of bad relationships and   
   > decided to go celibate. As she had a sense of humor, she dyed her pubic hair   
   > green and tattooed "Keep off the grass" above it. Some time later, this same   
   > woman had to have an operation and was under anaesthetic. When she woke up,   
   the   
   > doctor had shaved her pubes for the operation and written on her thigh in   
   ink,   
   > "Sorry, I had to mow the lawn."   
   >   
   > Now, this is so obviously an UL (what kind of operation spare any in   
   childbirth   
   > would require shaving the pubes?), but my friend keeps swearing it's true.   
   > Surely someone out there can give me some backup on this.   
   >   
   > -M   
      
   appendectomy. hernia, pelvic floor problems, lower bowl obstruction, rectal   
   problems, etc....   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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