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   Lee Ayrton to Brian Gordon   
   Re: Game show canceled over lewd joke-is   
   27 Jul 19 16:52:18   
   
   From: layrton@panix.com   
      
   On 7/23/2019 6:59 PM, Brian Gordon wrote:   
   > In article <051cc8a6-a4c4-4452-ad49-c574e6d3cef7@googlegroups.com>,   
   >    wrote:   
   >> I saw a TV show which may have been You Bet Your Life with Groucho Marx   
   >> when he asked a woman with many kids what her husband did and that he   
   >> operated an automatic screwing machine.   
   >   
   > Sounds vaguely familiar, but that could just be from hearing about it.   
   >   
   > One I have seen was Johnny Carson and Zsa Zsa. She had a small cat in her   
   lap,   
   > and asked Johnny if he would like to pet her pussy. He said he would - if she   
   > would get the cat out of the way.   
   >   
   > Another, that Bob Eubanks swore over and over never happened, was asking the   
   > ladies where they last had sex, and one answered "In the butt, Bob." I've   
   seen   
   > that clip twice.   
   >   
      
      
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