XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams   
   From: mshaw@panix.com   
      
   In alt.folklore.urban danny burstein  wrote:   
      
   > Bye bye to the Bulwer-Lytton contest   
      
   > https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/   
      
   Reggie Hackner stared at his typewriter with gimlet eyes shot with   
   red like those of a sterno bum on a five-day bender. "What does   
   the future hold for a specialist such as I," he moaned internally.   
   "Now I have nothing to offer the squares to raise them from their   
   self-made Procrustean bed of form and mediocrity!"   
      
   --   
   Mark Shaw                                        moc TOD liamg TA wahsnm   
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                        "Anyway, we delivered the bomb."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)