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|    BeamMeUpScotty to All    |
|    Republican executive Randall Casseday of    |
|    10 Jan 26 23:54:45    |
      XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.atheism       From: let.trump.rape.you@blackhole.nebulax.com              Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times       newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl                     Pretty cool shit man. There's big headed Charlie Kirk, yapping along       saying his things about guns and shit as usual, and then his neck blows up       and the blood! The blood gushed out like Niagara Falls man! Boy! That       was a good shot. Then he goes real limp man, kind of like he got a Vulcan       nerve pinch from Spock, but worse. Suddenly his superpowers vanished!              It could have only been more cool if it was a perfect headshot and his       brains spattered all over the stage when his head blew up.              Nothing's perfect, but that boy Tyler deserves a NRA sharpshooting award."                     Tyler deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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