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   BeamMeUpScotty to All   
   Republican executive Randall Casseday of   
   10 Jan 26 23:54:45   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.atheism   
   From: let.trump.rape.you@blackhole.nebulax.com   
      
   Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times   
   newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl   
      
      
   Pretty cool shit man.  There's big headed Charlie Kirk, yapping along   
   saying his things about guns and shit as usual, and then his neck blows up   
   and the blood!  The blood gushed out like Niagara Falls man!   Boy!  That   
   was a good shot.   Then he goes real limp man, kind of like he got a Vulcan   
   nerve pinch from Spock, but worse.   Suddenly his superpowers vanished!   
      
   It could have only been more cool if it was a perfect headshot and his   
   brains spattered all over the stage when his head blew up.   
      
   Nothing's perfect, but that boy Tyler deserves a NRA sharpshooting award."   
      
      
   Tyler deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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