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   From: BurgerKingKing@burgerking.com   
      
   ViLco  wrote:   
   > Blackboard Support Specialist wrote:   
   >   
   >> I have spoken with Peter Lucas (the real one) via email for a number   
   >> of years.  He's a very decent person of a giving nature.  I can't   
   >> understand why so many hate him (or maybe so few with different   
   >> puppets...)   
   >   
   > Puppets, lots of puppets, methinks   
   >   
   >> Peter, if you happen to read this crossposted message, Cheers!   
   >>   
   >> TFM   
   >   
   > I quote   
      
   Nice added crosspost, nitwit!! I didn't know "resident mental defective" was   
   an occupation in Italy. We've hired lots of associates to work at BK Italy,   
   but I never saw this on a resume. You seem to have found yourself a   
   well-insulated niche as a village idiot.   
      
   But in the spirit of pity, and as compensation for your sad mental   
   condition, I offer you free Whoppers for the rest of life at your village   
   BK, sponsored by our new Village Idiots for Life Community Outreach program,   
   aka VILCO. (Just to avoid the confusion that instantly clouded your little   
   brain just now, no, it's not an organization of anti-abortion village   
   idiots. It's a life saving organization for people marginally too stupid to   
   remember to eat.)   
      
   Just tell any BK Associate at your neighborhood BK that you're the new idiot   
   they were expecting.   
      
   Burger King King   
       All fear my shiny plastic head   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)