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   XPost: alt.food.vegan.science, alt.cooking-chat, rec.food.cooking   
   XPost: sci.chem   
   From: sock_muppet@sesame.st   
      
   On 11/07/2011 3:01 AM, GreenXenon wrote:   
   > Hi all:   
   >   
   > This is not a spam/troll post.   
   >   
   > I’m currently daydreaming of a hypothetical diet that I desperately   
   > would like to live off of. This product that is vegan-friendly and has   
   > all the nutrients of vegetables, fruits, herbs, algae, seaweed, and   
   > other non-animal organisms that are necessary/beneficial for human   
   > health. It also contains beneficial and essential microbes [such as   
   > probiotics]. All the aforementioned are in amounts optimum for human   
   > health.   
   >   
   > This product is completely organic and free of any pesticides,   
   > synthetic ethylene and other man-made substances that compromise the   
   > heath of foods and their human consumers. In addition, no organisms   
   > used in the product are genetically-engineered or irradiated. Equally   
   > important is the environment used to grow these organisms is healthy,   
   > organic, and free of pollutants.   
      
   What are you on about you goose? My corner store has been selling it for   
   years. Of course it does have a few side effects - projectile vomiting   
   and explosive diarrhoea are two of the nicer ones, I won't mention the   
   others as they are just too nasty.   
      
   Would you like me to send you some?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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