XPost: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, rec.boats, can.politics   
   From: george@si.not   
      
   On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh@. wrote:   
   > On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Jan 31, 10:55 am, "678.714.5764"  wrote:   
   >>> Fuckwit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis   
   >>> company and happened to meet with the managing director.  Fuckwit said,   
   >>> "I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday   
   >>> Marina.  Your company seems to run very efficiently.  What's the secret   
   >>> to your success?"  The director replied, "You must surround yourself   
   >>> with intelligent people."  Fuckwit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the   
   >>> people I hire are intelligent?"  The director answered, "You must pose a   
   >>> question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence.  Watch -   
   >>> I'll demonstrate."  He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'   
   >>> lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office."  Derek   
   >>> appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your   
   >>> parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your   
   >>> sister.  Who is it?"  Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of   
   >>> course."  "Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the   
   >>> lounge.  Fuckwit was impressed.  "Thanks a lot for that.  I'll use it   
   >>> when I get back to Lake Lanier."   
   >>>   
   >>> When he returned, Fuckwit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack   
   >>> serving as an office and put him to the test.  "Uh...your parents have a   
   >>> child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister.  Uh, who is   
   >>> it?"  Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer.  "Boss, I'll   
   >>> have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the   
   >>> shack.  He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either.  Then he   
   >>> thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know.  I'll bet he knows the   
   >>> answer!"  Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics   
   >>> department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert.  Douchebag said,   
   >>> "Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother   
   >>> and not your sister.  Who is it?"  Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's   
   >>> me, naturally!"  "Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he   
   >>> hung up the phone.   
   >>>   
   >>> Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to   
   >>> your riddle.  It's Rupert McCallum!"  Disgusted, Fuckwit slammed down a   
   >>> dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid fuckwit - it's Derek Nash!"   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> LOL!  At last you came up with something that was   
   >> humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is.   
   >   
   >      I didn't read much of   
      
   LOL!!!   
      
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