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   XPost: rec.food.cooking   
   From: zed@is.dead   
      
   On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 18:57:09 -0600   
   Bryan Simmons  wrote:   
      
   > On 2/18/2026 1:43 PM, Mars Sellus wrote:   
   > > On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:29:21 -0600   
   > > Bryan Simmons  wrote:   
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   > >> On 2/18/2026 11:21 AM, Mars Sellus wrote:   
   > >>> On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 16:43:19 +0000   
   > >>> "Kerr-Mudd, John"  wrote:   
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   > >>>> Please post vegan recipes here.   
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   > >>> No.   
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   > >>>> FU to alt.food.vegan only   
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   > >> Originally posted about 25 years ago:   
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   > >> You've heard of omnivorous   
   > >> You've heard of vegetarianism   
   > >> You've heard of vegan   
   > >> You've heard of fruitarian   
   > >> But now, straight from the twisted brain of yours truly, here comes   
   > >> Amputarianism. Amputarianism fits in between omnivorousness and   
   > >> vegetarianism.   
   > >> You can eat meat, but only if the animal is not killed to produce   
   > >> the meat. You are allowed to eat animals that have died of natural   
   > >> causes, but also parts of animals that have been removed from the   
   > >> animal in such a way that it does not cause the death of the   
   > >> animal. Example: Chicken wings. Chickens really have no use for   
   > >> wings, since they don't fly anyway. An amputarian can enjoy the   
   > >> delicious flavor of Buffalo-style wings, guilt-free. Egg laying   
   > >> chickens don't really *need* legs either. Heck, they just sit in a   
   > >> cage all day anyway. Voila! drumsticks!   
   > >> Chickens are not the only animals that can do fine w/o certain body   
   > >> parts. Domestic turkeys don't need wings either. Pigs should be   
   > >> able to get along fine w/ one peg leg. Can you say "HAM"???? The   
   > >> ears on pigs, cattle, sheep, etc. are completely superfluous in an   
   > >> environment where there are humans to protect them from predators.   
   > >> Tails too can be bobbed to make fine soup bones.   
   > >> Believe it or not, liver tissue grows back if a portion of it is   
   > >> surgically removed. Mmmmm, liver and onions.   
   > >> Amputarianism, remember, you heard it here first.   
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   > > sounds like moralistic rationalizing   
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   > It sounds like a joke. Amputarianism is absurd.   
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