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   Bart O'Kavanaugh to All   
   Kavanaugh : "I Am So In Love With Trump    
   07 Oct 18 01:13:36   
   
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   XPost: alt.politics.republicans, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.poli   
   ics.socialism.democratic   
   From: hannity_is_gay@fox.net   
      
   I don't work for a living, I live   
   off of government welfare and the same government won't allow   
   me to own a firearm because I'm a batshit crazy lunatic   
   without an education and a very low I. Q.    I've been off my meds for 20   
   years now so I'm a criminally insane pathological liar and a hypocrite.   
      
   All I do all day is read kiddy porn and troll the internet   
   all day for attention because I'm an attention starved filthy   
   queer who has no friends or family.   
      
      
      
   I jerk off to pictures of Hitler and dream of my prison days as a sex   
   slave.   
      
   I love to take it in the ass from well hung Jews because I'm   
   a little Nazi Faggot.   
      
      
   1: Kissing men. Kissing a man is still somehow more   
   culturally erotic than kissing a woman, unless of course you   
   are another woman. I mean look at straight audiences in   
   movie-theatres when men kiss on screen. So when you kiss a   
   man, and you are a man, you are pre-primed by culture to be   
   having a more exciting time. And it is nice to tenderly and   
   softly kiss a man. Not for me the hard kiss of would-be studs   
   in leather-chaps.   
      
   2: Men's nipples. I love them. You sort of venture your way   
   to find them, pretending to get lost on the way, just to add   
   excitement and then your fingertips find those nice neat flat   
   nubs and that is good, but even better is a bit of oral   
   action when the tongue comes out to trace circles. I love the   
   way men's nipples are often related to orgasm. A slight pinch   
   or a rub at that crucial moment and ka-blooey!   
      
   3: Men's erections beneath their clothes, in underwear, under   
   towels, in swimming briefs... well, just about anywhere. Then   
   your job is to slowly, mouth-wateringly unwrap 'em. There is   
   something so inexpressibly tender about male erections which   
   is why I dislike American culture where the penis is a   
   jackhammer. No, erections are sweet. And they are polite,   
   because they're there because of you.   
      
   4: Men's butts. I love smooth butts, tight and small. It is   
   the breast-thing transgfereed down and around the back or are   
   breasts the butt think moved up and to the front. Either way   
   a handfull is a handfull is a handfull. And becuse the male   
   butt is a bisected piece this gives even greater pleasure.   
   Remember peaches and the curves and crease. And hmm, what   
   have we here between them..   
      
   5: Men's anus'. Such a secret little entry-way to the hidden   
   palace of the king.It is nice going slowly towards them,   
   taking your time, tickling the hair of the perineum on the   
   way, pausing there and letting a finger tickle and lightly   
   Prison Sex With Well Hung Black Men Is Far More Gratifying If You're On The   
   Bottom - As They Say   
      
   Touch the under-ball hair and then burrow further in and   
   reach your goal and a finger's slight entry between while   
   your partner bucks a little and murmurs because it does feel   
   so good.   
      
   6: Foreplay. I like that slow process. I also am inclined to   
   like starting off without erection. Like you take your   
   partner and they take you right from the beginning. There is   
   something wonderful about witnessing that slow erection from   
   soft to hard and shy to proud. And you go places. You pause   
   on the Slopes of Kiss for hours. You loiter on the Oral   
   Cliffs. You saunter along Stomach Flat, get lost in Darks Of   
   Hair... It is yummy.   
      
   7: Mutual Masturbation. I love watching other men touch   
   themselves so well while you are doing ditto and both helping   
   the other out with a hand here, a finger there, a lick   
   elsewhere. I love watching them come with the look on their   
   faces that they never have any other time.   
      
   8: Oral sex. Well I'm into oral sex as part of the action,   
   but never the whole game. I do love my tongue as it tongues   
   delicately the dick. But me, well, I'm not really a 'do you   
   swallow or spit' type boy because I seldom get there but when   
   I do, I swallow and reach for that glass of water instantly.   
   Oral sex as the whole game is inclined to be too much work   
   and there are more interesting things to do.   
      
   9: Sodomy. Sodomy is fun, whether catching or pitching,   
   giving or receiving, screwing or being screwed. Yoou can play   
   games with power that are fun for most males because a male   
   isn't meant to be screwed and you are being screwed or   
   screwing. See what I mean when I say that gayness was almost   
   more fun when it was illegal.  It overlaid the whole process   
   with connotations. So sodomy is often where you get the games   
   with culture that make the sex more interesting. Then of   
   course it feel fine... There is nothing like being screwed   
   and the person screwing you MAKES you come and you don't even   
   have to think about it. It is fun screwing someone and   
   feeling them come from the other side. It is fun finding   
   different ways of doing it because there and really there   
   only are you locked together in one mass and loving it.   
      
   10: Towels. I love those white cotton towels that you use to   
   mop up the come and wipe yourself down before snuggling up to   
   go to sleep immediately because you are males and that is   
   what males do.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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