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|    Bart O'Kavanaugh - Drunken Judge to All    |
|    Love Beer! tRUMP Releases New Masturbati    |
|    07 Oct 18 01:13:38    |
      XPost: alt.politics.usa.congress, alt.politics.trump, sac.politics       XPost: alt.politics.republicans, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.poli       ics.socialism.democratic       From: hannity_is_gay@fox.net              1. Please state your name, or the name you wish to be known by.       1a. If I have more questions, would you be prepared to answer       them? 1b. Please supply an email address so that I can contact       you: (Hint: use a Hotmail or similar account if you wish to       remain anonymous. I will not publish your email address unless       you ask me to)              2. What is your age?              3. At what age did you start masturbating regularly?              4. As what age do you think you masturbated the most?       4a. At this age, approx how often did you masturbate?              5. How often do you currently masturbate?              6. What position do you usually assume while masturbating       (sitting, laying on back/front, standing etc)?              7. How long, on average, before you ejaculate (cum)?       7a. Have you ever tasted your own cum? What did you think?              8. Approx how far do you spurt when you cum? (Or do you just       dribble?)              9. Are you right or left-handed?       9a. Which hand do you usually use to masturbate?              10. Are you circumcised?              11. Do you regularly or occasionally use any kind of lubricant?       11a. If yes, which do you use?              12. Do you ever use any kind of stimulus (porn etc.)?       12a. If yes, please describe.              13. Have you ever measured your penis, both erect and limp?       13a. Please give both your erect and limp length. (Note: The       correct method is to measure along the TOP of your penis. If       you use a ruler, position the end so it rests gently against       your groin with your penis beneath it)              14. Have you ever tried to reach your penis with your mouth or       tongue? 14a. Any success?              15. Have you ever been caught masturbating? (If more than once,       please give details of each occasion)       15a. By whom?       15b. Please describe the situation.       15c. Were there any repercussions?       15d. How old were you?              16. Have you ever seen another erect penis?       16a. What were the circumstances? (Porn, Internet, or on a       friend etc).              17. Have you ever masturbated openly in the presence of another       male (touching yourself only)?       17a. Were they masturbating too?       17b. Please describe the situation. If more than once, please       give details of all occasions.       17c. How old were you?              17d. How would you feel if another person openly masturbated in       your presence?              18. Have you ever masturbated another person (male)? Please       give details of all occasions.       18a. Has another person (male) ever masturbated you? Details of       all occasions please.              19. Do you consider yourself Straight, Gay, Bi-sexual or       undecided?              20. It is said that everybody has an alternate sexuality within       themselves. Even a man who considers himself "straight" may be       5% "gay". On this scale, how would you rate yourself? E.g 80%       straight, 20% gay etc.              21. Have you ever taken pictures/videos of yourself while erect       or masturbating?       21a. Would you care to share any of them? We will blur faces       unless requested otherwise.              22. What other masturbation web sites do you visit?              23. Have you ever stimulated your prostate (by inserting your       finger up your anus)?       23a. How did it feel?              24. Does your partner/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (if applicable)       know you masturbate?       24a. How do they feel about it?              25. Have you ever been naked outside or in a public place?       Details?              26. Have you ever masturbated outside or in a public place?       Details?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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