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   Bart O'Kavanaugh - Drunken Judge to All   
   Love Beer! tRUMP Releases New Masturbati   
   01 Jun 19 21:42:28   
   
   XPost: alt.politics.usa.congress, alt.politics.trump, sac.politics   
   XPost: alt.politics.republicans, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.poli   
   ics.socialism.democratic   
   From: hannity_is_gay@fox.net   
      
   1. Please state your name, or the name you wish to be known by.   
   1a. If I have more questions, would you be prepared to answer   
   them? 1b. Please supply an email address so that I can contact   
   you: (Hint: use a Hotmail or similar account if you wish to   
   remain anonymous. I will not publish your email address unless   
   you ask me to)   
      
   2. What is your age?   
      
   3. At what age did you start masturbating regularly?   
      
   4. As what age do you think you masturbated the most?   
   4a. At this age, approx how often did you masturbate?   
      
   5. How often do you currently masturbate?   
      
   6. What position do you usually assume while masturbating   
   (sitting, laying on back/front, standing etc)?   
      
   7. How long, on average, before you ejaculate (cum)?   
   7a. Have you ever tasted your own cum? What did you think?   
      
   8. Approx how far do you spurt when you cum? (Or do you just   
   dribble?)   
      
   9. Are you right or left-handed?   
   9a. Which hand do you usually use to masturbate?   
      
   10. Are you circumcised?   
      
   11. Do you regularly or occasionally use any kind of lubricant?   
   11a. If yes, which do you use?   
      
   12. Do you ever use any kind of stimulus (porn etc.)?   
   12a. If yes, please describe.   
      
   13. Have you ever measured your penis, both erect and limp?   
   13a. Please give both your erect and limp length. (Note: The   
   correct method is to measure along the TOP of your penis. If   
   you use a ruler, position the end so it rests gently against   
   your groin with your penis beneath it)   
      
   14. Have you ever tried to reach your penis with your mouth or   
   tongue? 14a. Any success?   
      
   15. Have you ever been caught masturbating? (If more than once,   
   please give details of each occasion)   
   15a. By whom?   
   15b. Please describe the situation.   
   15c. Were there any repercussions?   
   15d. How old were you?   
      
   16. Have you ever seen another erect penis?   
   16a. What were the circumstances? (Porn, Internet, or on a   
   friend etc).   
      
   17. Have you ever masturbated openly in the presence of another   
   male (touching yourself only)?   
   17a. Were they masturbating too?   
   17b. Please describe the situation. If more than once, please   
   give details of all occasions.   
   17c. How old were you?   
      
   17d. How would you feel if another person openly masturbated in   
   your presence?   
      
   18. Have you ever masturbated another person (male)? Please   
   give details of all occasions.   
   18a. Has another person (male) ever masturbated you? Details of   
   all occasions please.   
      
   19. Do you consider yourself Straight, Gay, Bi-sexual or   
   undecided?   
      
   20. It is said that everybody has an alternate sexuality within   
   themselves. Even a man who considers himself "straight" may be   
   5% "gay". On this scale, how would you rate yourself? E.g 80%   
   straight, 20% gay etc.   
      
   21. Have you ever taken pictures/videos of yourself while erect   
   or masturbating?   
   21a. Would you care to share any of them? We will blur faces   
   unless requested otherwise.   
      
   22. What other masturbation web sites do you visit?   
      
   23. Have you ever stimulated your prostate (by inserting your   
   finger up your anus)?   
   23a. How did it feel?   
      
   24. Does your partner/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (if applicable)   
   know you masturbate?   
   24a. How do they feel about it?   
      
   25. Have you ever been naked outside or in a public place?   
   Details?   
      
   26. Have you ever masturbated outside or in a public place?   
   Details?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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