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|    Ken to Hank Griffen    |
|    Re: Borowitz: Trump Appoints George Sant    |
|    04 Aug 25 10:14:58    |
      XPost: talk.politics.guns, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.atheism       XPost: alt.politics.trump, rec.arts.tv       From: Ken@invalid.com              Hank Griffen wrote:       > WASHINGTON—In what Beltway insiders are calling one of the most stunning       > political comebacks in American history, on Sunday Donald J. Trump picked       > the disgraced former congressman George Santos to lead the Department of       > Labor Statistics.       > "This is such an honor," Santos told reporters. "I really didn't think I'd       > get pardoned before Ghislaine."       > The new DLS chief hit the ground running, revising upward the job figures       > from every month of Trump’s presidency.       > “The American economy added a million new jobs in May and a billion new       > jobs in June,” Santos declared. “President Trump is creating jobs like       > crazy—he even gave me one.”       > The unprecedented surge in job growth has been key to Trump’s sky-high       > approval rating, which Santos said currently stands at 140 percent.       >              Obviously your post is made in jest. One thing that is *not* funny       however, is the lack of accuracy in the jobs report for several months.       One could do better by throwing darts at a target. Either the process       is flawed, or the director is flawed.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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