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   Message 30,691 of 32,593   
   Ken to Hank Griffen   
   Re: Borowitz: Trump Appoints George Sant   
   04 Aug 25 10:14:58   
   
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   XPost: alt.politics.trump, rec.arts.tv   
   From: Ken@invalid.com   
      
   Hank Griffen wrote:   
   > WASHINGTON—In what Beltway insiders are calling one of the most stunning   
   > political comebacks in American history, on Sunday Donald J. Trump picked   
   > the disgraced former congressman George Santos to lead the Department of   
   > Labor Statistics.   
   > "This is such an honor," Santos told reporters. "I really didn't think I'd   
   > get pardoned before Ghislaine."   
   > The new DLS chief hit the ground running, revising upward the job figures   
   > from every month of Trump’s presidency.   
   > “The American economy added a million new jobs in May and a billion new   
   > jobs in June,” Santos declared. “President Trump is creating jobs like   
   > crazy—he even gave me one.”   
   > The unprecedented surge in job growth has been key to Trump’s sky-high   
   > approval rating, which Santos said currently stands at 140 percent.   
   >   
      
   Obviously your post is made in jest.  One thing that is *not* funny   
   however, is the lack of accuracy in the jobs report for several months.   
   One could do better by throwing darts at a target.  Either the process   
   is flawed, or the director is flawed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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