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   WASHINGTON—In what Beltway insiders are calling one of the most stunning   
   political comebacks in American history, on Sunday Donald J. Trump picked   
   the disgraced former congressman George Santos to lead the Department of   
   Labor Statistics.   
   "This is such an honor," Santos told reporters. "I really didn't think I'd   
   get pardoned before Ghislaine."   
   The new DLS chief hit the ground running, revising upward the job figures   
   from every month of Trump’s presidency.   
   “The American economy added a million new jobs in May and a billion new   
   jobs in June,” Santos declared. “President Trump is creating jobs like   
   crazy—he even gave me one.”   
   The unprecedented surge in job growth has been key to Trump’s sky-high   
   approval rating, which Santos said currently stands at 140 percent.   
      
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