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   Trump’s Chances Of Survival Are Low   
   And I’m not talking politically. It’s going to be an interesting four   
   years.   
      
   ·   
   Jan 27, 2025   
   Over breakfast this morning, I outlined Trump’s survival chances between   
   now and 2028 to the Significant Other Penguin. I put his chances of   
   getting through the next four years at roughly twenty-five percent. Low   
   perhaps, but I have a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach about the   
   45/47 Orange combo.   
   For the record, I don’t think offing the tangerine menace is a good idea.   
   For those of you insistent that Trump is perhaps the reincarnation of   
   Adolf Hitler, I would instead urge you to consider he might be Ernst Rohm.   
   There might be a big puffy-chested braggart at the forefront of many   
   political movements — but it’s the sneaky guy just off-centre in the   
   photographs you have to watch as though your lives depend on it.   
   Usually it does.   
   Most people couldn’t pick Reinhard Heydrich out of a historical lineup   
   —he’s the social climber with the levels of cruelty even Hitler found ‘a   
   bit much’. He’s the guy everyone should’ve been watching. Was he at the   
   top of the pyramid? No. Would he have murdered his way to the top spot if   
   Czech rebels hadn’t gunned him down in cold blood?   
   You bet your ass he would.   
   How do I know? Ernst Rohm was framed, fictional intelligence gathered,   
   false dossiers created then given to Hitler to implicate the chubby little   
   Ernst. Heydrich was the head of the Sicherheitsdienst, the intelligence   
   arm of the SS, and was very likely to have plotted his downfall.   
   Heydrich was described by Adolf Hitler as “the Man with the Iron Heart.”   
   and many have speculated he was the natural successor   
   Ernst Rohm was both expendable and homosexual at a time when neither was a   
   good survival strategy. Heydrich would go on to both mastermind and   
   propose the ‘Final Solution’ as well as leading the subsequent Cognac   
   toast.   
   The man was a psychotic shit. I can think of no better historical figure   
   to abort via time machine and brick-in-a-sock.   
   This is to say that I don’t think anyone with the inclination or time to   
   off the President of the USA should do so. There would be a significant   
   amount of chaos unleashed. The separation of powers, the constitution and   
   the instruments of democracy held on January 6th 2021, I have faith   
   they’ll hold again.   
   But if they don’t and Trump is killed leaving us with President Vance,   
   come back and see if my reasoning is correct.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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