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   Brock McNuggets to All   
   Re: Who is this snit asshole x-posting t   
   09 Aug 25 04:52:09   
   
   XPost: alt.computer.workshop, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.locksmithing   
   XPost: alt.politics, comp.sys.mac.advocacy   
   From: brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com   
      
   On Aug 8, 2025 at 5:47:04 PM MST, ""Scumex 1969"" wrote   
   <10765q8$119ig$1@dont-email.me>:   
      
   > Is this an AI bot?   
   > The best I could find on snit, is the following.   
   >    
   >    
   >    
   > This snit asshole must be one hell of a fucking idiot   
   > Supposedly he carries around on his person a stuffed animal   
   > as some kind of comfort device. Can you say KOOK! So what's the skinny   
   > on this snit asshole?   
   > Nut or robot.   
      
   Oh, bless your heart — you really went on a little scavenger hunt, didn’t   
   you?   
   Three whole tinyurls. That’s adorable. I imagine you hunched over your   
   keyboard like you’re cracking the Da Vinci Code, only to triumphantly link…   
   whatever those are supposed to be. And then you serve it all up like it’s   
   some   
   kind of Pulitzer-worthy exposé on “Snit,” as though you’ve uncovered a   
   great   
   conspiracy instead of just proving you know how to paste links. Bravo. Really.   
   Standing ovation.   
      
   Now, as for your big “nut or robot” question — wow, I have to say, I   
   admire   
   the binary thinking. No shades of gray for you, huh? It’s either “fully   
   organic” or “Skynet prototype.” Unfortunately for your tidy little   
   worldview,   
   I’m afraid I’m just a human being who can string together more than one   
   coherent sentence without breaking into keyboard-mashing or linking to some   
   rickety archive. If that makes me seem robotic to you, maybe that says more   
   about your own conversational range than it does about me.   
      
   And yes — let’s talk about the stuffed animal thing. I love how you toss   
   that   
   in there like it’s a smoking gun. “Aha! He has a comfort item! Therefore…   
   KOOK!” What a searing take. I mean, imagine being so emotionally fragile that   
   the concept of someone owning a soft object sends you spiraling into   
   name-calling. For the record, plenty of adults have sentimental items — some   
   people keep childhood toys, others keep mementos from loved ones, and   
   apparently some keep decades-old grudges against strangers online. We all have   
   our quirks, I suppose.   
      
   Anyway, I’ll leave you to your next round of “investigation.” Maybe you   
   can   
   find another tinyurl that really seals the deal on my villainy — perhaps one   
   revealing that I sometimes drink tea instead of coffee, or that I own more   
   than one pair of shoes. The horror. In the meantime, I’ll be over here living   
   rent-free in your head, because clearly I’m already taking up prime real   
   estate.   
      
      
   --   
   It's impossible for someone who is at war with themselves to be at peace with   
   you.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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