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   BREAKING: The White House melts down and attacks music legend Jack White   
   after he insults Donald Trump's "disgusting" and "vulgar" redecoration of   
   the White House  prompting White to unleash a scathing takedown for the   
   ages.   
   MAGA should have just left well enough alone...   
   Jack White is a washed-up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media   
   because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career,   
   claimed White House spokesman Steven Cheung.   
   In truth, White is still enormously popular and successful, far more so   
   than any of the actually washed up musicians and "celebrities" that   
   MAGA likes to trot out as Trump supporters.   
   Its apparent [White]s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails   
   to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance   
   of the Oval Office inside of The Peoples House, ' Cheung added.   
   The idea that agreeing with Trump's infamously tacky interior design   
   sensibilities is a prerequisite for being a "real artist" is laughable.   
   Donald Trump has always had awful taste in aesthetics.   
   Cheung's remarks led to White posting a lengthy screed on Instagram, in   
   which he listed off Trump's staggering number of failures and scandals   
   "Listen, Im an artist and not a politician so Im in no need to give my   
   answer or opinion on anything if Im not inspired or compelled, but how   
   funny that it wasnt me calling out trumps blatant fascist manipulation of   
   government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about Latinos,   
   Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous 'wall' construction, his attacks on   
   the disabled, his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of   
   the sacred halls of congress, his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks   
   about women, his obvious attempts at distraction about being a close   
   personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the Epstein files,   
   his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic   
   Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those   
   struggling with poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious   
   wimpy and pathetic kowtowing to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his   
   nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise and products like Goya   
   beans through the office of the President, his fake 'gunshot to the ear'   
   that he showed no medical records or photographs of, his constant,   
   constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. etc. " White   
   wrote.   
   "No, it wasnt me calling out any of that, it was the f*cking DECOR OF THE   
   OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults, " he   
   continued. "How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this   
   administration get? 'Masquerading as a real artist'? Thank you for giving   
   me my tombstone engraving! Well heres my opinion, trump is masquerading as   
   a human being. "   
   "Hes masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual   
   empathy, " he wrote. "Hes been masquerading as a businessman for decades as   
   nothing hes involved in has prospered except by using other peoples money   
   to find loophole   
   after loophole and grift after grift. "   
   "His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung and Karoline   
   Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and   
   fomenting hatred and division in this country on a daily basis, " White   
   went on. "And I have 'ample time on (my) hands'? That orange grifter has   
   spent more tax payer money cheating at golf than helping ANYONE in the   
   country. Improve. Anything. There is no progress with him, only smoke and   
   mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. "   
   "So maga folk, enjoy your concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200   
   million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray   
   painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he aint spending any money on   
   helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremacist country club rich   
   idiot agenda, " he continued. "   
   "Wow, he hates who you hate.... good for you, be proud of yourselves, how   
   christian of you all, " White went on.   
   "The only way you can support this conman is because you are a victim of   
   the 2 party system and you 'defend your guy no matter what he does. '" he   
   wrote. "No intelligent person can defend this low life fascist. This   
   bankruptor of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka,   
   trump water, etc. "   
   "This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have   
   fleeced the American people over and over, " wrote White. "This   
   professional golf cheat, this grifter who has hundreds of thousands of   
   deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands, this man that the   
   majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and voting into   
   office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality   
   television stars. "   
   "Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman leads   
   is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a   
   villain who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit   
   themselves, " he continued.   
   "And no Im not a Democrat either, Im a human being raised in Detroit, Im an   
   artist whos owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and   
   recording label since he was 21 years old who has enough street sense to   
   know when a 3 card monte dealer is a cheap grifter and a thief, " he   
   concluded before signing his name.   
   In his Instagram post, White also shared a photo of Trump hawking his ugly   
   golden sneakers, one of Trump selling MAGA merchandise at the White House,   
   and memes about Trump scandals. He also wrote a caption   
   "I was raised to believe that we defeated fascism in World War II and that   
   we would never allow it again in the world. I don't always state publicly   
   my political opinions, and like anyone I don't always know all of the   
   facts, but when it comes to this man and this administration I'm not going   
   to be like one of the silent minority of 1930's Germany. This man is a   
   danger to not just America but the entire world and that's not an   
   exaggeration, he's dismantling democracy and endangering the planet on a   
   daily basis, and we. all. know. it. -JW III... 'To announce that there must   
   be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President,   
   right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally   
   treasonable to the American public. ' - Theodore Roosevelt"   
   By just about any metric, this is one of most brutal, comprehensive   
   takedowns of Donald Trump to date. Let's hope that the White House hits   
      
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