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   Trump, 79, Invents Fake Governor in Embarrassing Senior Moment   
      
   The president appeared to confuse multiple officials, invented a governor,   
   and warned of invasive fish in a chaotic Oval Office appearance.   
      
   President Donald Trump, 79, confounded his audience during an executive   
   order signing Monday in the Oval Office, rambling about an imaginary   
   governor named “Kristi Whitman.”   
      
   “You know, I did a favor for Kristi Whitman,” Trump said, seated behind the   
   Resolute Desk.   
      
   “Whitmer,” he added moments later, in what seemed like a fleeting moment of   
   self-correction—though he still appeared to be referring to a nonexistent   
   “Kristi Whitmer.”   
      
   The president was likely trying to name Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer,   
   especially as he soon invoked the Great Lakes.   
      
   “A good favor, I think. With the fish, the carp, the China carp—you ever   
   hear of it?” he asked, addressing the silent room. He continued: “China   
   carp, and it’s taking over your Great Lakes.”   
      
   It’s also possible Trump was confusing Gretchen Whitmer with Christine Todd   
   Whitman, the former New Jersey governor and EPA administrator who goes by   
   “Christie.”   
      
   Or he may have mixed Whitmer up with his Department of Homeland Security   
   secretary, Kristi Noem—a name he has publicly fumbled before.   
      
   Earlier this month, while introducing members of his Cabinet, Trump   
   misidentified Noem onstage as “Secretary of Homeland Security Cristie Kerr”   
   while Noem stood just feet away.   
      
   Another contender in the “Kristi” confusion: former New Jersey governor and   
   2024 presidential candidate Chris Christie—whom Trump later referenced in   
   his Monday remarks.   
      
   “Look, Chris is a slob. Everybody knows it,” Trump said. “I always thought   
   he got away with murder.”   
      
   During his rant, Trump also appeared to conjure up a speech he made over   
   the weekend, despite having made no speeches.   
      
   “Over the weekend, I’m making a speech,” he said.   
      
   “Some of these people were from foreign countries.”   
      
   The Monday mishaps are just the latest in a string of verbal fumbles by the   
   president that have raised eyebrows.   
      
   Two weeks ago, Trump told reporters—not once, but twice—that he was “going   
   to Russia on Friday.” In reality, he was headed to Alaska for a meeting   
   with Russian President Vladimir Putin.   
      
   And during a White House event earlier this month with Apple CEO Tim Cook,   
   Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick,   
   Trump appeared to forget who was standing directly behind him.   
      
   “I’d like to welcome to the White House one of the great and most esteemed   
   business leaders and geniuses and innovators anywhere in the world, Apple   
   CEO Tim Cook,” Trump said.   
      
   “Thanks as well to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Commerce Secretary   
   Howard Lutnick for being here, wherever you may be.”   
      
   Lutnick, who was directly behind the president, responded: “I’m right   
   behind you.”   
      
   “Oh hey, fellas,” Trump said, briefly startled. “I missed you.”   
      
      
   https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-invents-fake-governor-in-   
   embarrassing-senior-moment/   
      
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