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   phoenix to Bryan Simmons   
   Re: Every Friday in January   
   31 Dec 25 08:06:42   
   
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   XPost: rec.food.cooking, alt.slack   
   From: j63840576@gmail.com   
      
   Bryan Simmons wrote:   
   > On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:   
   >> Bryan Simmons wrote:   
   >>> On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:   
   >>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500   
   >>>> Ed P  wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Sure why not?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I see no downside.   
   >>>>   
   >>> I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to   
   >>> me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one.   
   >>> I guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were   
   >>> to happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico City   
   >>> there are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD an   
   >>> hour. At once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month.   
   >>> That's less than most folks' car payments.   
   >>>   
   >>> I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to   
   >>> CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at   
   >>> $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at   
   >>> Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2 hours   
   >>> service plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.   
   >>   
   >> the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate   
   >> lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.   
   >> Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.   
   >>   
   >>   
   > I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?   
   >   
   Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a   
   life-changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two   
   kinds of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who   
   have never had it.   
      
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