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   Bryan Simmons to Mars Sellus   
   Re: Imperative to drink red wine tonight   
   16 Feb 26 17:56:57   
   
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   XPost: rec.food.cooking   
   From: bryangsimmons@gmail.com   
      
   On 2/16/2026 2:01 PM, Mars Sellus wrote:   
   > On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 14:24:50 -0500   
   > Ed Pawlowski  wrote:   
   >   
   >> In article <69936ae9$0$22$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>,   
   >> j_mcquown@comcast.net jmquown says...   
   >>>   
   >>> On 2/15/2026 9:35 PM, Ed P wrote:   
   >>>> On 2/15/2026 9:32 PM, Dave Smith wrote:   
   >>>>> On 2026-02-15 8:49 p.m., Ed P wrote:   
   >>>>>> Sometimes there is little choice in what to drink with dinner.   
   >>>>>> This was one of them.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> I donated a pint of blood today so, my body is down a pint of   
   >>>>>> red fluid.   The only way I could find to make things right,   
   >>>>>> replace it with an equal amount of red fluid.  Pinot Noir did   
   >>>>>> the job and I'm back in balance.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Thoughts and prayers Ed. Thoughts and prayers.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I usually do double red cells but today, my iron was down two   
   >>>> points below the minimum for it.  I'll stock up on spinach.   
   >>>   
   >>> Here's an idea.  Saute the spinach with minced garlic to balance   
   >>> things out.  Then have another glass of the red stuff. ;)   
   >>>   
   >>> https://postimg.cc/4KwZ0tv3   
   >>>   
   >>> Jill   
   >>>   
   >> You party animal!   
   >>   
   >   
   > Bang a gong!   
   >   
   > Get it on.   
   >   
   ********   
   They hiked back up the hollow with Ian tramping in the lead, and when he   
   saw the gravel road, he advised them to dress.  Winter's reply was   
   swift, “My bare butt on the drivey seat of my Jeep.  I'm on a roll, and   
   the sooner we're rolling the better.  Ann, back seat, and Ian, you're   
   shotgun.”   
   .   
   All of Ian's concerns about Winter's driving were allayed by her   
   performance, which was slow, and deliberate, not at all manic.  Even the   
   final descent into the vale, straddling a ravine in the washed out road,   
   didn't elicit fear, but praise, “Good driving.  You scratched up the   
   driver's side of the Jeep pretty thoroughly.”   
   .   
   “Sorry.”   
   .   
   “No, you prioritized keeping the tires where they belonged even with   
   branches grinding against your side, and you didn't flinch.  I declare   
   you quite the Jeepster.”   
   .   
   As they crawled along the old stream bed, Winter scanned the path ahead   
   before turning around and singing to Ann adoringly, “Girl, I'm just a   
   Jeepster for your luh-uh-uh-ove,” and looked ahead for a moment before   
   returning her attention to Ian.   
   .   
   Ann's gaze was fixed on Winter, and she didn't catch Ian's silently   
   mouthed words, “I'm gonna suck you.”   
      
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