XPost: rec.food.cooking   
   From: T@invalid.invalid   
      
   On 2/24/26 18:30, Hank Rogers wrote:   
   > T wrote on 2/24/2026 8:22 PM:   
   >> On 2/24/26 16:34, Hank Rogers wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> So, she is fairly bright,   
   >>   
   >> She is extremely bright : IQ 185+   
   >>   
   >>> but you are just a tiny bit slower?   
   >> She is stellar at things usually associated   
   >> with females: interpersonal relationships, multi   
   >> level thinking, organization.   
   >>   
   >> I am better at things associated with males:   
   >> I have never been lost, I can troubleshoot   
   >> electronics equipment is insane ability, I   
   >> can catch fish.   
   >>   
   >> She refers to herself as a multiprocessor and   
   >> me as a single processor.   
   >>   
   >> Oh get this.  She can also smell trout in the   
   >> water.  NO SHE IS NOT FOR RENT!   I can still   
   >> remember the first time she told me there are   
   >> no fish here.  She said she could not smell them.   
   >> When I told her that was unusual, she said   
   >> "Can't everyone?"   
   >>   
   >> She is able to tell a new customer we should   
   >> avoid over the phone in less than two sentences.   
   >> And she is always right.  Saved my ass a bunch.   
   >> (Verified by other colleagues that called   
   >> us to complain.  "And how did you   
   >> know!?!?!")   
   >>   
   >> She is a high value woman.   
   >>   
   >   
   > Sure sounds valuable, and certainly has magical abilities.  Still, you   
   > should check to be sure she isn't possessed by the devil or anything.   
   >   
      
      
   She cost me seven goats.  Regular price as five goats.  I   
   went for the extra pretty, extra sweet upgrade.  Best deal   
   I made in my life.   
      
   She hit every branch on the pretty and sweet tree on the   
   way down from heaven.  The grounds keeper was really   
   pissed at her!   
      
   Stay away from Woke females, ever if the wife store is   
   trying to give them away for one or no goats.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)