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   From: iwas@theditch.com   
      
   In article <6bb91i.71m.17.1@news.alt.net>, "anon"  wrote:   
      
   > The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.   
   >   
   > Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on   
   > salesmanship.   
   >   
   > Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she   
   > said proudly,   
   >   
   > "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I   
   > credit that approach for my obvious success."   
   >   
   > "Very good", said the teacher.   
   >   
   > Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I   
   > explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current   
   > events   
   >   
   > "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.   
   >   
   > Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.   
   > Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box   
   > full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.   
   >   
   > "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"   
   >   
   > Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher,   
   >   
   > "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"   
   >   
   > "I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a   
   > Dip &Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."   
   >   
   > They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I   
   > would say,   
   >   
   > "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama   
   > method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good,   
   > telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out   
   > of your mouth."   
   >   
   > Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.   
      
      
   It seems your little Johnny story proves you are yet another immature   
   right-wing idiot who's still playing make believe.   
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