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   Message 88,753 of 90,437   
   David Dalton to All   
   Re: various matches   
   12 Jun 21 01:56:00   
   
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   XPost: alt.music.s-mclachlan, alt.religion.druid   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Jun 11, 2021, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.26743E4200394424700000E5138F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > Jeff Bezos is straight-type-1-M.   
   >   
   > His former spouse MacKenzie Scott is lesbian and   
   > optimally compatible with her spouse Dan Jewett,   
   > who is bifT, but they are not in my species or   
   > in Jeff Bezos’ species (and he is not in my species).   
   >   
   > Jeff’s current(?) partner Lauren Sanchez is   
   > lesbian and in a fourth species (so is not   
   > in the same species as Jeff) and has a   
   > good female match.   
   >   
   > Jeff Bezos’s son Preston Bezos is in the same   
   > species as Jeff Bezos and not in the same   
   > species as MacKenzie Scott, so Jeff Bezos   
   > has been granted custody by God (if the   
   > son is young enough, I guess).   
      
   The same is true for the younger children.   
      
   The son Preston Bezos is straight-type-2-M and   
   does not yet have an optimally sexually   
   compatible match with a bif in the Spanish species.   
   (The first picture in an images.google.com   
   search for Preston Bezos girlfriend   
   shows him with a dark-haired Asian descent   
   woman in a pink dress who is straight-type-1-F   
   and not in his species.)   
      
   Now this is a tough one since know of more   
   celebrity bifs who are older and in my species   
   than younger and in the Spanish species.   
      
   OK, I think a 20 year old bif (woman attracted to   
   both genders) in the Spanish species who is   
   optimally sexually compatible with 20 year old   
   straight-type-2-M Preston Bezos is   
   Cristina Iglesias, the daughter of   
   Julio Iglesias and Miranda Rijnsburger.   
   According to google Cristina is not dating   
   anyone now. Whew!   
      
   > Jeff Bezos appears to be in a Spanish species.   
   > A good straight-type-1-F match in his species   
   > for Jeff Bezos would be Queen Letizia of Spain.   
   >   
   > Her husband King Felipe VI is gay and has   
   > a good male match. However they are   
   > in the German species, not Spanish, so   
   > he must have been considered abusive in   
   > the relationship with Letizia by God.   
      
   Also the children are in Letizia’s species so   
   God has granted custody to her.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
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   This is hard rock and water/Out here between wind and flame/   
   Between tears and elation/Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)   
      
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