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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Jun 11, 2021, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.26743E4200394424700000E5138F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > Jeff Bezos is straight-type-1-M.   
   >   
   > His former spouse MacKenzie Scott is lesbian and   
   > optimally compatible with her spouse Dan Jewett,   
   > who is bifT, but they are not in my species or   
   > in Jeff Bezos’ species (and he is not in my species).   
   >   
   > Jeff’s current(?) partner Lauren Sanchez is   
   > lesbian and in a fourth species (so is not   
   > in the same species as Jeff) and has a   
   > good female match.   
   >   
   > Jeff Bezos’s son Preston Bezos is in the same   
   > species as Jeff Bezos and not in the same   
   > species as MacKenzie Scott, so Jeff Bezos   
   > has been granted custody by God (if the   
   > son is young enough, I guess).   
   >   
   > Jeff Bezos appears to be in a Spanish species.   
   > A good straight-type-1-F match in his species   
   > for Jeff Bezos would be Queen Letizia of Spain.   
   >   
   > Her husband King Felipe VI is gay and has   
   > a good male match. However they are   
   > in the German species, not Spanish, so   
   > he must have been considered abusive in   
   > the relationship with Letizia by God.   
   >   
   > Elon Musk is bim and Grimes is straight-type-2-F   
   > and they are optimally sexually compatible. They ere in   
   > the same species as straight-type-2-M Chris Isaak   
   > and bif Melania Trump, who I said would be a good match.   
   >   
   > Mark Zuckerberg is bim and his spouse   
   > Priscilla Chan is straight-type-2-F and they   
   > are optimally sexually compatible and they   
   > are in the same species as Xi Jinping.   
   >   
   > Richard Branson is straight-type-1-M and   
   > optimally sexually compatible with his   
   > straight-type-1-F spouse Joan Templeman   
   > and for some reason they appear to be   
   > in a French species.   
      
   Some may ask, what about Bill and Melinda Gates.   
   Well, I covered them long ago, on May 4, shortly   
   after I heard about their split, on alt.gossip.celebrities   
   and shortly afterward on alt.rock-n-roll.stones. But   
   to recap:   
      
   Bill Gates is straight-type-1-M and very compatible   
   with British folk music celebrity straight-type-1-F   
   June Tabor.   
      
   Melinda Gates is bif (female attracted to both genders)   
   and is very compatible with rock and roll celebrity   
   straight-type-2-M Ronnie Wood of The Rolling Stones,   
   who must be in a platonic relationship with his   
   lesbian wife, but is now available to bifs since his   
   old lock has been dissolved by God. But that   
   platonic relationship could heat up in a bridged   
   or V threesome of   
   Ronnie Wood--Melinda Gates--Ronnie’s lesbian wife   
   if all three agreed. With the addition of another   
   bif or another lesbian they could split into two   
   pairs in two bedrooms much of the time.   
      
   If they want other options they can consult me (or   
   I guess an assisted shaktipat recipient after   
   the remaining four items of the assisted shaktipat,   
   including the matchmaking ability, are turned on,   
   though I have more practice, but maybe not as   
   wide a circle of those I know or know of as some).   
      
   Again, I am quite poor and have been depending on   
   my siblings recently, and while I hope for some   
   money from the United Nations, and would prefer   
   not to depend financially on Sarah McLachlan,   
   I would accept donations from those I match who   
   can afford it if the matches prove successful.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "This could be the final breath/This is life and death/   
   This is hard rock and water/Out here between wind and flame/   
   Between tears and elation/Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)