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   Message 89,037 of 90,437   
   David Dalton to All   
   Re: matches now valid/confirm my matches   
   29 Nov 21 21:09:29   
   
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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Nov 28, 2021, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2753459A004772A3700005D5338F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > 2. The regular, additional, and further higher dimensional   
   > body edits have occurred. As part of that old locks other   
   > than the one between me and Sarah McLachlan that had   
   > lasted at least three years have been dissolved, leaving   
   > the straight-type-2 now available to bis (attracted to   
   > both genders) of the opposite gender. Foe example   
   > Jack Nicholson should now be available to some or   
   > all (ha) of Alice Munro, Judi Dench, Stevie Nicks,   
   > Emmylou Harris, Madonna, Tina Turner, and Sharon Stone,   
   > and any age difference shouldn’t matter much after the   
   > sudden magickal physical evolution.   
      
   Another woman over 60 whom I (I am 57) have been   
   strongly attracted to (and hence is bif, female attracted   
   to both genders) is Bernadette Peters, and hence   
   Jack would be compatible with her as well.   
      
   However note that a straight-type-2-M would not   
   be attracted to a bif whom has never had an   
   orgasm, and would be more attracted to a bif   
   who has had a good number of orgasms for   
   her age, preferably including some recently.   
   So I think all eight of the women I mention above   
   are fairly orgasmic.   
      
   See that “various matches” thread for a discussion   
   of the three women in The Witches of Eastwick,   
   none of whom are compatible with Jack. (oops, see below).   
      
   Oh wait, I had a look and couldn’t find that   
   discussion, but on the “waxing horn of bull”   
   thread I found:   
      
   I... am   
   not particularly attracted to the three women in   
   The Witches of Eastwick, except a bit of bridge   
   attraction to Susan Sarandon, who thus must   
   be happily lesbian.   
      
   And on the “various matches” thread I do discuss   
   Cher, who is straight-type-2-F and had an old   
   lock, and is compatible e.g. with Bette MIdler’s   
   partner Martin. Bette Midler is straight-type-1-F   
   and compatible with Joe Biden, and note that   
   God has broken up Joe and Jill as I discussed   
   before. Jill is compatible with straight-type-2-M   
   Ron Howard, who had an old lock, and his wife   
   Cheryl is lesbian, so there could be a bridged   
   foursome of e.g. Ron--Jill--(Cheryl,Bruce Jenner)   
   which could split into two bedrooms   
   (Ron,Jill) and (Cheryl,Bruce) at least some   
   of the time.   
      
   Also wait, when I saw a corny Batman movie   
   recently I was attracted to Michelle Pfeiffer and   
   intuited that she must have had (or still have)   
   up at least one sexual shielding spell, so   
   Jack would not have been attracted to her   
   at the time of filming but would now, though   
   she might need to have some orgasms first   
   to light herself up. Similarly Kevin Costner   
   would not have been attracted to Whitney   
   Houston at the time of filming of The Bodyguard   
   but would now (in memory).   
      
   Also again Gwyneth Paltrow is straight-type-2-F   
   and had an old lock and is compatible e.g.   
   with bim (male attracted to both genders)   
   Bily Joel and his bimT wife.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “‘You could lay down your head by a sweet river bed/But Sonny   
   always remembers what it was his Mama said” (Ron Hynes)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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