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|    David Dalton to All    |
|    Barack Obama's special abilities    |
|    08 Sep 24 19:17:02    |
      7fa7bd8d       XPost: alt.religion.druid, talk.religion.newage, alt.paranormal       XPost: uk.rec.psychic, sci.skeptic       From: dalton@nfld.com              Using my special abilities determination ability, I have       determined that Barack Obama has palmistry (palm-reading)       divination ability and crystal ball divination ability, for       determining the best course of action for himself or other.       However he does not have precog ability.              Michelle Obama has no special abilities but of course       her regular abilities are quite strong.              Using my matchmaking ability I determined that       Michelle Obama is straight-type-2-F (woman compatible,       orgasmic up close, only with bims, men attracted to       both genders) and Barack Obama is bim, and       they are locked for life. I don’t know if they want       any special guest or regular bims for a threesome       (or even larger group, as in Kate Bush’s song Lily).              If you want me to do a free reading for you, email me       your picture and let me know if you want matchmaking       or special abilities determination or both.              --       David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her       head to find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (S. McL.)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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