From: frannnc_p@msn.com   
      
   Whats the difference between a banjo player and a sperm?   
      
   The sperm has a chance of becoming human!   
      
   Q; How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?   
      
   A; Five, One to change the bulb and four to stand around and complain about   
   it being electric.   
      
   What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?   
      
   You don't have to take off your shoes to jump on the banjo.   
      
   Q: How do you stop a banjo player from playing?   
      
   A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.   
      
   Q: How does a banjo player respond to applause?   
      
   A: No one will ever know.   
      
   Q.whats the difference between a banjo player and a alcoholic?   
      
   A.the alcoholic has a career.   
      
   How can you tell one banjo song from another?   
      
   They have different titles.   
      
   A banjo player and a guitar player are sentenced to be shot at sunrise.   
      
   The guards ask for any last requests:   
      
   The banjo player says, "Get me a banjo so I can play 'Foggy Mountain   
   Breakdown' one more time just before I die.   
      
   Guitar player say, "Shoot me first!"   
      
   What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?   
      
   Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.   
      
   If a banjo player and his wife divorce, would they still be cousins?   
      
   Q: What do you call a banjo player with half a brain?   
      
   A: Gifted   
      
   Here about the guy who left his only banjo in the car with the door unlocked   
   and the window open?   
      
   He came back and found two more!!   
      
   Q: What's the difference between a banjo player and a harmonica player?   
      
   A: A harmonica player only sucks on every other note.   
      
   What do you call a good looking girl on the arm of a Banjo player?   
      
   A tattoo!   
      
   Banjo picker walks into music store and asks,   
      
   "can I get a set of strings for my banjo"?   
      
   Clerk says, sounds like a good trade to me.   
      
   How do you tune a banjo?   
      
   "Wire Cutters"   
      
   Why don't banjo players play hide and seek?   
      
   Because nobody would look for them.   
      
   How do you keep your mandolin from being stolen?   
      
   Keep it in a banjo case.   
      
   How do we KNOW the toothbrush was invented by a Banjo player?   
      
   Otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)